Three mice

Three mice were in a tough neighborhood bar trying to impress each other with their meanness.

First mouse says “When I see a mousetrap I lay on my back and use my foot to set it off. I catch the bar in my teeth and do 20 bench presses to work up an appetite before I make off with the cheese.”

Second mouse says “When I see rat poison I gather it all up to grind into my morning coffee for a pick me up.”

Both mice looked at the third mouse. Third mouse says “I don’t have time for this. I have a date with the cat.”

Ha ha.:-)

lmao