Topic: REDHEAD JOKES. | |
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How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds If you love a Redhead, set her free ... If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A redhead! How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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oh man that's funny -however it's worth it !!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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Oh Boy
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God that is perfect I was married to a red head for 12 years, that dicribes her to a t!!!
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Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing. Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common? A: You've never had it so good and so fast. Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes." Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead. ![]() ![]() |
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You got that right, Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean about the no more red-head jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() But for the most part, you have it right......now just wait ten seconds and I will be mad at you again!! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Amazing how the jokes went from being about blondes to redheads. Do you know that natural redheads are becoming less and less everyday?
Yes, I am a redhead. Yes, I have a temper, but I only blow up when I am pushed toooooooo far. Actually, some of the jokes were funny. |
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