Attention ladies, we have 3 new instructors but no students around here tonight!!!

I offer private lessons, too.

I didn't notice her eyes. I was too distracted by her smile.

Each of my female students gets something sweet when she joins my class.

Here is one for mscherbear:

mmmmm thank you!

mscherbear, a Flirt School enrollment application has been sent to you via Facebook.

Protocol with Goldie Hawn didn't do that well at the box office...

I'm running toward you but you keep ducking!

Dang it, I must not have been wearing my contacts that day...!

Get a room you guys

I read it. Retention is looking pretty iffy and application even less likely. The part I did get seems to indicate that being embarrassed and stupid is probably not going to convey interest!

I don't think I'll be graduating to trollop school anytime soon!

(watches quietly from a safe corner)

I know this is long but it all happens in a matter of minutes:

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1. A woman parades past a crowded bar (or other activity place) to the woman's room and back, hips swaying, eyes resting momentarily on a likely man and then coyly looking away just as she notices his look.
2. Preening: unconsciously you start to arrange your looks, and start positioning yourself in the most possible way to be noticed.
3. In a few seconds glance back to see if he is paying close enough attention to look back to meet your eyes again.
4. If he gets up his courage to approach you, then you are ready for your next exciting move.
5. Closing the physical and emotional distance between you both so you can evaluate him. Your long eye contact, smile, and looking down is a cue that invited him to come talk to you.
6. When you see that he is going to come over to you, look him in the eyes and give him a gentle welcoming smile. That will greatly relieve his fear of possible rejection: especially in public. This is a very stressful moment for the man.
7. You instinctively watch his body language as he walks toward you. You watch to see how relaxed, confident and comfortable he is in this social situation. You are unconsciously watching to see if he moves and behaves like a well socialized man is expected to be doing in your culture and society.
8. When he is close enough to talk to you, face him directly, look at him with a gentle welcoming smile and wait for his "opening line".

This is where women begin their initial evaluation:
A. Look for confidence and cool power as an Alpha Male.
B. Look for good health, alertness, and aliveness.
C. Notice if he is socialized and functions confidently out in public.

9. The talk should now center around data gathering and finding common interests.
10. This may not be news to you: men don't think like women. Therefore to make the best impression you need to talk differently to him than you do to your women friends.

If he has not turned out to be a Neanderthal you are ready to move on.

11. At this point in the connection you want to come emotionally and physically closer to him.
12. It will appear casual, unpremeditated and accidental rather than serious. A touch on the arm as you laugh at something he said. This says to him, "I feel safe with you and I want you to come emotionally and physically closer."
13. His response should be to accept your touch by an immediate slight move or friendly gesture toward you and a return touch. His response to your touch will say much about how socialized he is.

... and the race is on!

Flirting is actually quite easy and simple. Anytime you seek to attain and hold another person's interest you are flirting.
As long as you are showing sincere interest you will succeed unless it is some perverted kind of interest like some of the posts on this thread...and even then it might work in a trailer park in Arkansas...I mean it worked so well for Clinton.

Now kissing......that takes skill, creativity, class and timing along with a lot of lip and tongue gymnastics.

For a small fee I will teach kissing lessons to women....sorry guys, but I will leave you with this tip: if you want to be a really good kisser? Get an old dial telephone and start calling all the 800 numbers you can find...with your tongue.

After even a week, your main kissing muscle will be ready to keep her pleased long into the night.....and you will be on your way to learning even greater tricks...like.....well you get the idea


For your first free lesson email eateatyourwaytohappiness.com

Lesson number two for Men! (More advanced techniques)

Scientists have learned that many animals, including humans, attract the opposite sex by the use of powerful sex hormones called pheromones. These chemicals are needed in only the tiniest amounts to signal the opposite sex's brain to accept you as a mate!

So the first rule is to not bath. Bathing removes the pheromones that attract women naturally and control their minds chemically. This is why the French get laid!

However, the modern man can enhance his pheromones by using other techniques such as strutting (popular with the Spanish) and methods to get the pheromones to the woman in stronger doses.

One method is the "scratch and sniff". As you approach the woman and catch her notice, reach down and adjust your package. Even better is to scratch it a little (in a casual way of course) which will adhere extra pheromones to your fingers and under your fingernails. Then as you get near the lady you can casually reach up and touch her cheek (like they do in those crappy chick flicks) to move the odor in her direction.

For extra effect you can use one or more arms with your thumbs hooked into your armpits in a slow flapping motion. This action will fan odor in her direction, help maintain her attention, and show her that you are interested at the same time.

While all this is happening be sure to raise one eyebrow, open your mouth and wink. This action is somewhat like setting the hook while fishing.

And this has worked well for you? Really???

Have you even tried hooking your thumbs in your armpits and flapping? I think you have to be ambidextrous to do so, plus add walking in the mix...

Well, you love me don't you?