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Topic: I DONT GIVE IT UP FREE, I SELL IT!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:17 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/04/12 11:18 AM
My new book! From the World Renoun, Best Selling, Author of "Your Dreams Dont Mean Crap" comes her new book!! Why should your pets get a free ride in life. Make them work for their food! In my new book, I will show you, step by step instructions, how to teach your pet, valuable skills, that will MAKE YOU MONEY! In my book, I explain how to teach your dog to talk, so that they can MAKE YOU MONEY telemarketing! Deliver newspapers, or work in an adult toy store! monkey to model, or be a professional chef, earning you BIG BUCKS! Who wouldnt pay to see your cats dance, and play "Hide and Seek", or pose nude for "Playcat Magazine?". Your frog breakdance! Your pig, do the jig, or star in "XXX" rated films! Or your turtle fly! Ill even show you how to teach your cat to break into places, and steal valuable items! And more importantly, how to NOT get caught! Play the piano, or work as a D.J. at the club, massage, or even do laundry! Buy my book today, and start BRINGING IN THE CASH DAILY, from your household pets. Just look at these satisfied and happy customers! You will be too, when you see your animals earning potential! So why wait? Get my book now, while they last! Endorsed by Famous Actor, "Borat"! "Book good! Buy book! Me say, you like much, you more money! YEAH!". Get your copy now by sending $99.99, check, credit card, or money order, to... "Gaz, Grazz, or Azz, Nobody Rides 4 Free" 6969 Luv Street Rockin Ca 95661 not available in Bum Phuck Egypt

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:25 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/04/12 11:31 AM
Supplies limited to 20 per customer, per day, please.

Delta_out Joined Tue 03/20/12 Posts: 165	Fri 05/04/12 11:50 AM
Is that really a wicked weiner in dog's mouth? Ummmm.. I wont expect my dog to do stuff like that. And that Piggystyle is EPIC

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:52 AM
Is that really a wicked weiner in dog's mouth? Ummmm.. I wont expect my dog to do stuff like that. And that Piggystyle is EPIC Yeah. You can train him how to work at an Adult Toy Store, with my book!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Fri 05/04/12 11:54 AM
this is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Fri 05/04/12 11:55 AM
I have no pets, do you have a book like this for children? Actual slaves complained less than my kids do when I ask them to straighten up the living room.

Delta_out Joined Tue 03/20/12 Posts: 165	Fri 05/04/12 11:56 AM
Luv2rocknroll... I think you're crazzy!! In a good good sense. Its hilarious

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:57 AM
this is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooooooooo, more frog skills for my next book!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:58 AM
I have no pets, do you have a book like this for children? Actual slaves complained less than my kids do when I ask them to straighten up the living room.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 11:59 AM
Luv2rocknroll... I think you're crazzy!! In a good good sense. Its hilarious YA THINK, im crazy???

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 12:00 PM
those are moleskins! which i've been told i'm not worthy of.

Delta_out Joined Tue 03/20/12 Posts: 165	Fri 05/04/12 12:02 PM
Luv2rocknroll... I think you're crazzy!! In a good good sense. Its hilarious YA THINK, im crazy??? ummmm.. Okay, is it Bi-polar?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:05 PM
those are moleskins! which i've been told i'm not worthy of. Moleskins: The short, soft, silky fur of a mole. ???????????????????? Did I miss the slideshow that explains this post?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:07 PM
Luv2rocknroll... I think you're crazzy!! In a good good sense. Its hilarious YA THINK, im crazy??? ummmm.. Okay, is it Bi-polar? Now what makes you think im Bi-polor?? You are Roberta! Shut up! Are all commedians Bi-polar??

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 12:09 PM
Moleskins: The short, soft, silky fur of a mole. ???????????????????? Did I miss the slideshow that explains this post? moleskines=sketchbooks.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:12 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/04/12 12:12 PM
Moleskins: The short, soft, silky fur of a mole. ???????????????????? Did I miss the slideshow that explains this post? moleskines=sketchbooks. Ahhhhhh. Your worthy of books B. Your just Bi-polar like me, and cant stand reading them for more than about 30 seconds.. oh wait, thats ADHD, nevermind. Roberta has that too! hehehe. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!

Delta_out Joined Tue 03/20/12 Posts: 165	Fri 05/04/12 12:16 PM
No you're not. Sometimes crazy chicks can be bi-polar you never know.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 05/04/12 12:18 PM
Some how I feel at home here.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:19 PM
No you're not. Sometimes crazy chicks can be bi-polar you never know. I just told you she is bi-polar dude. amongst other things. hehe.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/04/12 12:19 PM
Some how I feel at home here. Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh! I can teach you BIG things poodle-head!!