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| Topic: On a dark stormy night in Oklahoma......... | |
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The unicorn then said to the cow, "It isn't his axe that he wants use on you."
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He wants to give you his wood. The unicorn told the cow.
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Ah, love in Hawaii, where there is more than one way to get lei'd.
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Ah, love in Hawaii, where there is more than one way to get lei'd. 
And them some!!! 
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The day turned into night, and a storm moved into the area.
Suddenly, a strong gust of wind raised up everyone's grass skirt. |
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Everyone got an eyeful that no one had anything on under their grass skirts.
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That prompted the animals to back away from the local men.
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The sheep especially bleated; Baaaaaaaack out, Baaaaaaaack out.
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...because in Hawaii it isn't shearing that sheep are afraid of.
Meanwhile, the night grew darker and stormier. The goat with the crab, the cow and the unicorn... |
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Sat around the campfire, told stories, and made smores.
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and kept a look-out for those local men looking for "girlfriends", because
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Suddenly, a few tumbleweeds rolled past. "I hate it when that happens!", protested Dodo_David.
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Ooooops! Let me start that bit again.
and kept a look-out for those local men looking for "girlfriends", because they were perving during the wee hours of the early morning. |
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And why do the local men wear grass outfits?
Because farm animals can hear a zipper being unzipped. |
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Edited by
rara777
on
Sun 05/06/12 01:21 PM
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And why do the local men wear grass outfits?
Because farm animals can hear a zipper being unzipped.
That is why the sheep bleat BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Up BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK up!!!
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...on a dark stormy night in Hawaii.
A Kona storm struck, causing all sorts of damage to the resort of Ooh-La-la. The local man and the goat rose from the debris . . . |
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The goat looked at the local man and said, "I told you this would happen." |
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The man eyed the goat suspiciously...."Ewa?!"
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"I'm not a ewe, you idiot!" said the goat, "I'm Bob, your goat."
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"What happened to my girlfriend?" the local man asked.
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