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| Topic: On a dark stormy night in Oklahoma......... | |
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...and started milking the goat  ...good evening, Lori!! This is hilarious! Now, I gotta clean the coffee off my keyboard
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hey Bryan
 it's too late to drink coffee anyway, spew it out
so....the milk was sweet and they decided to bake brownies |
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The man decided that brownies were a better idea than goat sex anyway, and so they called Marge the cow, and the unicorn over, and the brownies were enjoyed by all.
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They mutually agreed that indeed..brownies are better than goat sex.
They were wondering if perhaps they put too much ganja in the brownie mix because they were getting really stoned. |
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when suddenly, they all seen a white rabbit, with spectacles, and wearing a red jacket saying, "I am late, I am late"!
Duuuddee, the man said...ya gotta mellow. Have a brownie, or two....or three...or...ok, wait! Can we have some more brownies, please?? 
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so they broke out more brownie. They ended up with a dessert buzz that help make the world a better place.
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The man couldn't believe his eyes...The animals used all his reefer to bake phuckin brownies! "You idiots! Don't you realize Buckbunz has been destroyed by a tornado and you used my last stash!!" ...........
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"No worries", said the unicorn. "Look at all these edible magical mushrooms in the pasture"!
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Eyeballing the funny looking rabbit in the red jacket and asking Just how many of these Schroons have you indulged in my friend???? I think I will pick some for myself!!!!
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As he picked the "shrooms" he was anticipating the natural buzz and the "voyage" he would enjoy after taking part in his "shrooms" harvest.
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He dreamed of a far away land where shrooms and shroom voyages were the norm, where money grew on tress and blown up towns never run out of their stash...during his fantasy...all of a sudden
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Edited by
rara777
on
Mon 04/23/12 01:48 PM
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He awoke from his "fantasy daydream" as his girlfriend wanted to know what he thought he was doing.
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...he then woke from the dream of his dream that he actually had a girlfriend. He looked around the desecrated area that used to be Buckbunz when he saw something lurking across the field where his barn used to be.................
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and there stood a man with an ax.
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The man with the axe began to walk slowly in his direction..........
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the closer the man got it was easy to see something on his....
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Pants....I am not sure what it was but it looked like......
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a giant crab.
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His giant crab started to eat...
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the hamburger helper meal that he dropped on his pants.
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