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Topic: Dumb circumstance n awkward moments..
EurasianAngel Joined Thu 04/19/12 Posts: 13	Thu 04/19/12 09:31 AM
As seen on Jimmy fallon... Shaking hands and introducing urself to ur waiter... When all he wanted was to reach for your menu... Lol I can so picture that happening to me... !)

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 04/19/12 09:55 AM
Waving back at someone and then find out they were waving at someone behind you.

EurasianAngel Joined Thu 04/19/12 Posts: 13	Thu 04/19/12 10:06 AM
Sitting on he toilette and reaching for toilette paper only to knock it down and have it roll across the bathroom floor and out of reach... Lol

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 04/19/12 03:45 PM
Walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

burgundybry Joined Mon 03/05/07 Posts: 8084	Thu 04/19/12 05:28 PM
slipping on ice and acting as if you meant to do it.

xoxrosiexox Joined Mon 04/23/12 Posts: 1	Tue 04/24/12 08:35 AM
asking a fat lady when she is due cringe

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Fri 05/04/12 10:01 AM
remembering a funny story or event and smiling about it then someone see's you smiling to yourself and thinks your wierd how embarrasing

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Fri 05/04/12 01:29 PM
One of my favorite comedians talks about schatting in his pants when he is just trying to fart on his wife and her calling everyone laughing about it. My ex husband was wiring something and was standing with his bum at my face level and farted. Of course, being around guys all my life, farts are hilarious so I nearly busted my gut laughing. He was embarrassed and then concerned I would hyperventilate because I was laughing so hard I could not catch my breath.

Prsh Joined Thu 05/03/12 Posts: 39	Fri 05/04/12 01:34 PM
When i purposed a girl thn i came to know that she was married

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Fri 05/04/12 02:05 PM
When i purposed a girl thn i came to know that she was married I had to use the Terri translator and then I got it. He proposed to a girl and then found out she was married. Either he is really sweet and naive or she was a hussy. LOL.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 04:46 PM
Getting diahorrea and having no toilet nearby.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 04:51 PM
Getting diahorrea and having no toilet nearby. As long as you have a lake or woods nearby, you're good though. :)

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 05:19 PM
Getting diahorrea and having no toilet nearby. As long as you have a lake or woods nearby, you're good though. :) Good idea :)

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 08:25 PM
Getting diahorrea and having no toilet nearby. As long as you have a lake or woods nearby, you're good though. :) Good idea :) Just watch for bigfoot. lol

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sun 05/06/12 02:33 AM
Getting diahorrea and having no toilet nearby. As long as you have a lake or woods nearby, you're good though. :) Good idea :) Just watch for bigfoot. lol lol. I will. He's a real lurker at times!

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 05/09/12 08:32 PM
Makes you feel like your up s--t creek without a paddle

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Wed 05/09/12 09:06 PM
Ha!

paul1217 Joined Fri 01/29/10 Posts: 904	Sat 05/19/12 03:03 PM
Telling a coworker about a cute young waitress wearing pants so tight they left nothing to the imagination. Then finding out it's his daughter!