A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The
husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their
cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife. So
he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar
of face cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies
the wife.

Her husband snorts: "'So does a case of 24 cans of
Budweiser, and it's only half the price."

On the PA system: "'Cleanup on aisle 25. We have a husband
down."

My friend, a big thuggy looking guy who has done time, and me (person they profile as safe) have a game we play. We got to Walmart, buy identical things and leave through opposing doors. Me pretending the receipt is lost in the bottom of my bag. Him with receipt in hand. To see if they are profiling. They usually are. I usually get out first.

cute one!

Perfect!