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Topic: I feel sick when im near my girlfriend...why?
krupa's photo
Thu 04/19/12 07:12 PM
I may have just sharted.

Totage's photo
Thu 04/19/12 07:43 PM
Well, as long as that's all you did, you should be fine.

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Thu 04/19/12 07:47 PM
Edited by Spidercmb on Thu 04/19/12 07:51 PM
"I feel sick when im near my girlfriend...why?"

It's possible that you are a kryptonian and she has ingested some kryptonite. The next time she has a bowel movement, take a look at it. If it's green and glowing, you have your answer.

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Thu 04/19/12 07:57 PM

"I feel sick when im near my girlfriend...why?"

It's possible that you are a kryptonian and she has ingested some kryptonite. The next time she has a bowel movement, take a look at it. If it's green and glowing, you have your answer.



rofl

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Thu 04/19/12 08:26 PM
I disagree totally. If you are in a relationship being on a dating site isn't going to help it or make you closer. With so many cheating they are just asking for trouble.

want to talk in a forum while you are in a relationship? Ask friends and family and not people on a dating site.

Ladywind7's photo
Thu 04/19/12 09:06 PM
Are ur breasts hurting? Maybe ur pregnant?think

Ladywind7's photo
Thu 04/19/12 09:19 PM
Edited by Ladywind7 on Thu 04/19/12 09:25 PM
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

Ladywind7's photo
Thu 04/19/12 09:22 PM
Seriously.... There are all types of love, maybe u need to figure out what sort of love u have 4 her. If it isnt romantic love, move on?? Something is making u anxious and only u can figure out what that is.

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Thu 04/19/12 09:27 PM
Wow...There seems to be a lot of negativity and talk of whether a person should or shouldn't be on here. It always bugs me when people are quick to judge a situation...and i thought hating women only did that.

Let me take you to the other side of the fence:

I have a boyfriend and my man know i am on here as well as numerous other websites that are considered 'social' gatherings. He also knows of my interests in women and that I am serious about my inquiries. He doesn't have a problem with it at all, nor do i have a problem with telling him everything. My point is, is that before you hop to a conclusions take in affect that YOU do NOT know the dynamics of anthers relationship. For all you know they could be swingers...get off your high horse. Sorry...ok outta line...but i was in a similar situation with coworkers that had their nose all up in my business, judging me when little did they know my man knows everything i do and if he isn't comfortable with something he is free to speak his mind and i'll respect him. So in conclusion after my rant...LoL There isn't a problem at all with being on a SOCIAL website. offtopic

P.S.

Your girlfriend may have hidden pheromones that are triggering your hyper allergic neons thus sending a signal to your stomach to turn multiple times until you upchuck.

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Fri 04/20/12 07:27 AM

I disagree totally. If you are in a relationship being on a dating site isn't going to help it or make you closer. With so many cheating they are just asking for trouble.

want to talk in a forum while you are in a relationship? Ask friends and family and not people on a dating site.


There are all kinds of people on this site. Some are dating. Some are married. Some are single. Many are friends. Telling someone they shouldn't be here because you don't agree isn't going to work.

wux's photo
Fri 04/20/12 08:05 AM
Edited by wux on Fri 04/20/12 08:21 AM

Your girlfriend may have hidden pheromones that are triggering your hyper allergic neons thus sending a signal to your stomach to turn multiple times until you upchuck.


This and Mrs. Bravalady's answer, "allergies". The guilt theory also makes sense, since psychosomatic reactions are a well-documented part of neurosis. The fact that her sheer name triggerst his reaciton may be the strongest evidence; but name-triggered reaction could also be a Pavlovian conditioned reflex. I used to get violently ill in car trips, back when I was around ten, and then later if I just smelled gasoline, without being rocked by the car to induce motion sickness, the smell of gas would also make me vomit. Womit vomitst du, lieber Andreas?

You can check for sure and definitely for some of the possible triggers to see if your ill feelings as a reaction are based on inhaled or tonge-imbibed chemicals (after kissing or licking her thighs or breasts or other parts). What you do is you must ask her to please change her soap, scents, bodywash, hairspray, cologne, perfume, conditioner, floor and other household cleaners, butler, maid, shampoo, make-up remover, revolver, mouth wash, toothpaste, headache and cold medication, underarm deodorant, between-the-legs deodorant, furniture spray, dishwashing detergent, washing detergent, dishwasher soap, static remover, flint sheets, dryer sheets, and fabric softener. If your ill feelings persist after this, at least you know they were not triggered by any of her chemical helpers to stay odour-free.

Also, check if you are gay. It is against conventional wisdom, but it happens more often than people would believe, that "normal", totally straight men turn gay much later in life. This is a rare phenomenon, but it happens all the time, and you can see it in movies and tv shows and the news if you watch carefully and read with care and with employing your antennae of sleuthful insight.

I think the rest of the replicants, who replied to your post, were trying to make a joke, but not at your expense; this is a friendly site, they just were dumbfounded why one would be like you. The crudeness of their replies came from the embarrassed astonishment to see this is possible. They did not mean to hurt you, OP, or your feelings, I am sure.

Except, I guess, for the one replicant who said this topic is a waste of space. She said with that that she thinks you are lying, or that your concern is not worth discussing. Either way, her ways were blatantly rude and insulting in my opinion.

It is really demeaing to hear from others that what you say is not worth the breath you expended on it. This is nullifying your worth as a human being by another. This is almost a full denial that your are worth anything, if your utterances are worht SSSSSht like that lady respondent said. If your words are a waste of time, then you are of absolutely no consequence, since your opinions, worries, concers are all a waste to express.

I really have a lot of difficulty with handling such obvious disregard for another human being by anyone.

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Fri 04/20/12 11:05 AM
Well, there's two versions of nausea in this kind of situation. You're either feeling sick because you really are so excited about being with her. Unless it's feeling sick when you imagine being intimate with her, which quite frankly means the total opposite of looking forward to being with her. ohwell

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Fri 04/20/12 11:50 AM

i love my girl but for some reason i feel sick to my stomach when im around her or even here her name i'm not shore i wasn't always like this but just suddenly I've been feeling this way what do you guess think
you didn't accidentally walk in on her umm.... morning constitutional...after a bad night a drinking tequila and eating bad mexican food...did u?:tongue:

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Fri 04/20/12 12:04 PM
Maybe she needs that walk along the beach with her Mom........smokin

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Mon 04/23/12 10:58 AM


i love my girl but for some reason i feel sick to my stomach when im around her or even here her name i'm not shore i wasn't always like this but just suddenly I've been feeling this way what do you guess think



Maybe youre guilty of something?


Why do some women always assume the worst?

Ladywind7's photo
Wed 04/25/12 04:15 AM
Because we are totally evil and no man is safe. Mwah hah hah devil tongue2 waving

boonedoggy61's photo
Wed 04/25/12 06:33 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/25/12 08:25 AM
Maybe you just dont love her anymore !happy happy happy

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