A business man went on a trip to calm his nerves
and decided to visit Scotland for the first time
never having left the city He was excited

upon arriving he began to drive down the pleasant cobblestone streets.On the bottom of a hill he noticed a sheepherder "romancing" a sheep.
"oh God how horrible!"he said,and proceeded to drive faster;
a few miles down the dale he saw an old farmer "romancing" his sheep. aigghhhh!"what the he** is wrong with these people!!
he screamed. due to this trauma he chose to stop at a tavern for a drink. as he relaxed a little he realized nature calling and trotted off to the restroom. he opened the door and there sat a one-legged man "romancing" himself to a picture of of a sheep.
And racing back to the bar ,grabbed the bartender and told him all he'd seen in disbelief...
'to which the bartender calmly answered "wull now ,you canna excpact a one-legged man to catch a sheep now can ya??

I'm goin' to hell for this one ain't I?