Top Ten Blonde Inventions
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag

what call a bloinde standing on her head?
a brunette with bad breath

whats a blondes mating call?
"i'm so drunk!!!!"

On a plane bound for London, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section, and requested that she moved to the economy because she wasn’t in possession of a first class ticket.
The blonde replied.
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to London, and I’m not moving!”
Not wanting to cause a scene with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to talk to her.
He went to the woman, again asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied.
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to London, and I’m not moving!”
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit, and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain replied,
“I’m married to a blonde. I know how to handle this.”
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blondes’ ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, muttering, “Why didn’t anyone say so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to her.
The captain replied.
I just told her that the first class section wasn’t going to London!”