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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 07/15/12 01:43 PM
can I get a man???? And less than 300lbs...since I am only 5ft and about 110lbs... uuuuhhhhh, yeah, size appropriate would be nice!!! Where the heck is Luvs2???? I don't see why you can't get a man. No idea where luv2 is, she fades on and off lately. I actually meant that I wanted a lap dance from a man ....and not a 300lb one....but after reading that back, I can see I should have added that in... Hey, us men can add 2 + 2. Lemme get my calculator cuz I is educated.

Tazz42 Joined Fri 02/29/08 Posts: 9660	Sun 07/15/12 01:43 PM
Dodo, first of all if I would of wanted a lap dancer like that, I would of hired Tazz, and Jarsno HAS HAD HIS OWN BAR FOR MONTHS!! Damn, cant get nothing past Dodo! Wheres Jade?? Dont tell me, shes out riding "Pioni" right? OKAY!!!! Were does it say that I am as wide as I am tall????? I do, however, need to change out my pics to ones that weren't taken 2 years ago...update coming! Roberta, I would lap dance ya any time!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 07/15/12 05:17 PM
Someone needs to tell Jade that when you ride a horse, you're suppose to be facing the horse's head, not the horse's tail. Dodo ya silly Melmacian, we be trick riding! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! We gonna enter us a horsey riding contest and WIN! giggle

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 07/15/12 05:18 PM
Roberta, I would lap dance ya any time! *Roberta sits down in a chair* Coooooooooool, im ready!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 07/15/12 08:03 PM
Scoot over kitten! Jade, get off pionie and hand me a tequila sunrise please...a show is starting!

Jenninqc Joined Tue 10/12/10 Posts: 81	Sun 07/15/12 08:08 PM
I Iam not sure how thiis works but I will pull up a chair and may I order a double tequila with lime and salt please?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 07/15/12 08:10 PM
I Iam not sure how thiis works but I will pull up a chair and may I order a double tequila with lime and salt please? The barkeep is Jade, she is probably out riding her "pionie."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48983	Sun 07/15/12 08:14 PM
With Jade being gone so often, perhaps Roberta should get another barmaid.

Jenninqc Joined Tue 10/12/10 Posts: 81	Sun 07/15/12 08:15 PM
Well thank you, I am fairly patient, I can wait. I have a perfectly good cup of coffee here anyway, lol

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 07/15/12 08:22 PM
Well thank you, I am fairly patient, I can wait. I have a perfectly good cup of coffee here anyway, lol Your welcome. Tell kitten (Roberta) she needs a barmaid who isn't busy learning to trick ride her pionie...

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 07/16/12 06:23 AM
Well thank you, I am fairly patient, I can wait. I have a perfectly good cup of coffee here anyway, lol Better check her ID she Looks a mite young............... jack n coke Jade honey.......... move over Hippie, I wanna watch the show!!!!!!!!!!!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Tue 07/17/12 06:52 AM


michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Tue 07/17/12 07:54 PM
Roberta. i need a job if there is an opening. in the meantime anyone wanna shoot a sex on the beach with me? it is summer.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 07/17/12 08:27 PM
Roberta. i need a job if there is an opening. in the meantime anyone wanna shoot a sex on the beach with me? it is summer. I love curling my toes in the sand!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 07/18/12 05:20 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 07/18/12 05:25 AM
I Iam not sure how thiis works but I will pull up a chair and may I order a double tequila with lime and salt please? Welcome to Luvs sugarplumb, I got your double tequila sunrise, but its not gonna have an onion,,,, but I do got lime and salt! ROBERTAAAAAAAAA I NEED THOSE LITTLE ONIONS AGAIN!! Jade, what drinks exactly are you putting those in? Everything, except those Gibson drinks, of course. Heres ya Jack and coke, looks at Roberta WITHOUT ONION! Ya Sex with Mr Hippie on the beach, WITHOUT ONION! Andddddddddd a Tequila Sunrise, WITHOUT ONION! Geeeeeeez, Roberta, I aint even able to make them there drinks right without the little onions. Michele, if Jade wasent my sister, I would hire you in a hot New York second! But you can have my job after me and Pionie become famous trick riders!! giggle

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Wed 07/18/12 09:49 AM
Ok roberta i shall wait. it shouldnt be long. you two are very good. i watched you in the mud pit together. Can i order a slow comfortable screw, sit back and relax? nice atmosphere here. I need someone to dance with. Any takers?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 07/18/12 09:50 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 07/18/12 09:52 AM
Ok roberta i shall wait. it shouldnt be long. you two are very good. i watched you in the mud pit together. Can i order a slow comfortable screw, sit back and relax? nice atmosphere here. I need someone to dance with. Any takers? Jade make her a slow, comfortable screw please. *plays Fergalicious* Ok, lets dance!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 07/18/12 09:58 AM
Oooo where's the pole??

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 07/18/12 10:28 AM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 07/18/12 10:32 AM
Oooo where's the pole?? We're not dancing for a show boys! Geez, cant 2 friends have some fun, without making it into a porno??