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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
Sunshine_in_Florida Joined Sun 04/29/12 Posts: 186	Sat 06/02/12 12:12 PM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 06/02/12 12:15 PM
That calls for a drink!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:19 PM
That calls for a drink! But you dont eat peanuts and drink Bud Hippie?? Ohhhhhhhhh, we have other stuff too, huh? Ill get your Tequila Sunrise, with an onion thanks to Boonedoggy bringin em to us!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sat 06/02/12 12:22 PM
Sunshine here's a newbie bar tip: If you order a fancy sweet drink and don't like the little onions that come with it, DON'T let Jade see you spit the little onion into a napkin

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:25 PM
Hi Jemare! You drinkin Zinfandel sugar?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:29 PM
Hello biotchy Jade. There is boitchy no one in the biotchy biotch kingdom, so I biotchy came here for some biotchy grog. Make it a biotchy double... I biothcy tip handsomely.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 06/02/12 12:31 PM
Run away! Run away! hippie holds onto to his tongue and bolts for the door

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:32 PM
I can make you a Grasshopper, your highness, but we aint got no frog drinks here?? BIOTCHY GROG JADE, NOT BIOTCHY FROG! *Jade wondering what Grog is, and whispering to the customers* Do any of yall know what a grog is???

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:33 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 06/02/12 12:34 PM
Run away! Run away! hippie holds onto to his tongue and bolts for the door Calm biotchy down Hippiebasnastard. Im biotchy here to get biotchy drunk, not to biotchy cut out basnastardly tongues. *Jade reading all the bottles trying to find Grog*

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 06/02/12 12:38 PM
Ok whew. I'm sorta attached to my tongue.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:40 PM
Biotchy Jadebiotch. I am biotchy growing biotchy old waiting for my biotchy Grog, and, your biotchy tip, is biotchy reducing by the biotchy second!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 06/02/12 12:41 PM
Typed like a queen.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:42 PM
Ok, lemme try to say this in your language.. I biotch dont know what basnastard biotch Grog is, but I biotch dont basnastard think we have any of that biotch basnastard here. Would you like a Bud biotch?

Sunshine_in_Florida Joined Sun 04/29/12 Posts: 186	Sat 06/02/12 12:42 PM
Thanks for the info jemare, gave up sugar some time back, after 30 y/o they made me sick, so stick to the guy stuff now...LOL

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:44 PM
Pfffffffffffft, biotchy commoners! Does a biotchy Bud have biotchy alcohol in it? Yes? Fine Jadebiotch, biotchy bring me a biotchy Bud, ...whatever the biotchy hell a boitchy Bud is?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 06/02/12 12:45 PM
See what you walked into sunshine??

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 06/02/12 12:46 PM
Jade Honey .......just give the ole bioch a Yeager bomb, She won t know the difference!!!!!!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 06/02/12 12:47 PM
Jade Honey .......just give the ole bioch a Yeager bomb, She won't know the difference!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:47 PM
Its a beer your highness.. how about some wine?? Here, ill pour you some nice red wine. Roberta only buys the good stuff when it comes to the wine, so ill give you some of this Mer-lot.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 06/02/12 12:49 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 06/02/12 12:49 PM
*the queen tastes her Merlot* Why biotchy Jadebiotch, this biotchy is biotchy Grog.