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Topic: ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum
mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 04/07/12 06:33 PM
Talk about a ball buster. An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports. The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.” The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries. In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage. Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sat 04/07/12 06:42 PM
thats awful shows that domestic abusers arent just males,,,,

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 04/07/12 06:43 PM
thats awful shows that domestic abusers arent just males,,,, not in this case anyway...

Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Sat 04/07/12 08:12 PM
OUCH! At least his "boys" aren't in her trophy case!

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Sat 04/07/12 08:18 PM
The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip. Dude! Where's my balls! Oh, there they are. I guess she has me by the balls now! And in my personal opinion, misdemeanor domestic battery would be beating his Johnson with a golf club. Tearing his privates from his body requires a whole new definition of assault. I best leave before any more bad ball puns come out.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 04/07/12 09:14 PM
Why didn't he snap her neck or at least punch her in the face

Sterling_2012 Joined Sat 04/07/12 Posts: 31	Sun 04/08/12 12:44 AM Edited by Sterling_2012 on Sun 04/08/12 12:46 AM
Dude, wheres my balls?....sweet.

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sun 04/08/12 12:56 AM
Dude, wheres my balls?....sweet.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 04/08/12 01:02 AM
Holy Ballism!

Lpdon Joined Thu 02/25/10 Posts: 18772	Sun 04/08/12 01:06 AM
Dude, wheres my balls?....sweet. Obama licks his lips when he see's balls!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 04/08/12 01:09 AM
Dude, wheres my balls?....sweet. Obama licks his lips when he see's balls! Man,that's below the Belt!

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 04/08/12 01:18 AM
Guy was sitting at his Computer in the Buff?