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Topic: Blondes
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 04/05/12 04:14 PM
A man was complimenting a blonde on her dogs and asked what she named them. "One is Rolex, the other is Timex." The man sputtered and said "Nobody names dogs like that!" "Hhheeeellllllooooo," said the blonde, "they are watch dogs." --------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes were discussing the moon and Florida. One asked the other which one was farthest away. The second blonde said the moon. "After all, you can't see Florida."

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 04/06/12 04:15 PM
A man was complimenting a blonde on her dogs and asked what she named them. "One is Rolex, the other is Timex." The man sputtered and said "Nobody names dogs like that!" "Hhheeeellllllooooo," said the blonde, "they are watch dogs." --------------------------------------------------------- Two blondes were discussing the moon and Florida. One asked the other which one was farthest away. The second blonde said Florida. "After all, you can't see Florida." Fixed it.

ChristinaK Joined Sun 03/25/12 Posts: 14	Fri 04/06/12 08:53 PM
A blonde walks into a library and say's very loud, "I'LL HAVE A BIG MAC,FRIES AND A SHAKE". The librarian says,ssshhhh,mam,your in a library.The blonde say's in a whisper,oh sorry,"I'll have a big mac,fries and a shake. How do you know when there's a blonde secretary @ the computer? There's white-out on the screen

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Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 04/09/12 08:20 PM
Right on dude

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