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Topic: Creating Life
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Thu 04/12/12 09:52 PM

The Colonel to the General: "Sir, we have completed the prime soldier project!"

The General: "For twenty billion dollars, it's about time! What can he do?"

"He can run for days at twenty miles an hour. He can bench press over 700 pounds. He has eyesight better than an eagle and reflexes better than a mongoose! He is absolutely loyal to any officer sprayed with a special pheromone we have developed. Under orders, he will die trying to kill the enemy!"

"What happens if the enemy gets the pheromone?"

"Well ... that could be bad."


laugh laugh laugh so funny. (seriously)

Seriously, you should write sci-fi books and screenplays. And you could make them hilarious too.

(Not that any of that is not within the realm of possibility. It is.)






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