Whats the nastiest thing uve seen at work?

I've had some REALLY nasty cars come into my shops. If they were houses, they woulda been condemned LONG ago (and that's besides for the fact of them smelling like azz 1/4 mile away....). I remember one that had thousands of roaches all through it. It was so bad that they were all through the dash and you could hardly read the gauges!

Hmmmmm...that's a tough one. I saw a woman's brains laying next to her body after she jumped off a building. They were laying next to her head which was intact except for the part where the brains came out.

But, that's not that bad compared to someone who has been dead for a while. Fresh dead bodies aren't so bad. Most of the times they don't even look real. But, a body that is decomposing is bad. Or maybe it's the smell that makes it so bad.

I guess the nastiest thing was a big, huge fat guy who had died on his couch and his head was back. His glasses had sunk into his face and that grossed me out. I put a sheet over him until the coroner arrived.

I had to sit with another dead guy in his living room until the coroner arrived. He hadn't been dead that long, but the TV was on a boring channel and he still had the remote in under his hand. At first I didn't want to take it, but after a couple hours, boredom overcame the gross factor, I took the remote and changed the channel.

How do you follow that?

You stole the remote off a dead guy? OMG that's friggin hilarious.

Least he didn't complain to much? LOL

Hummm after that ^^^^^^ nothing I have seen will compare to that.....

Did I win?!

John, I did not steal the remote control from the dead guy. That would just be wrong.

if rigor mortis set in and you had to fight for it?

I'm sorry but that's STOLE

Don't feel bad, it's perfectly ok to break some fingers for a remote

A sharp tug is hardly a "fight".

Besides, it's not like he was gonna need it anymore.