Topic: THe "Wish Granted" Game | |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 09/26/12 06:33 PM
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I wish I had a job that has six months paid vacation... TWICE a year...
Granted, but the only place where you can take your vacations at is Klondike in Yukon, Canada. I wish that I could take over the world. |
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GRANTED... but you are only allotted a 0.15 second window to take over the world and you must give orders starting with the word "flap!"
I wish I could breathe under water |
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Granted, but now you can't breathe above water.
I wish that I could make a flawless wish. |
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granted ... but only in your dreams!
I wish I could take a trip to Alaska tomorrow |
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granted ... but only in your dreams!
I wish I could take a trip to Alaska tomorrow |
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Granted, but you have to go naked.
I wish I was younger |
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Granted - but there is no limit on your youth as you turn 6 months old...
I wish to start next week already |
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Granted, but anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
I wish I were rich and famous instead of just good looking. |
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Granted, but now your name is Rich, and you're only famous in Countries that start with "X".
I wish I were drinking margaritas on the beach. |
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Granted but the bartender runs out of tequila so you must settle for root beer.
I wish pumpkins could talk. |
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Granted, but you have been turned into a pumpkin.
I wish that I knew ahead of time what was going to be said in the post following this one. |
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Granted, but it comes with the side effect of immeidately forgetting what it is.
I wish I were 16 and knew everything about everything again. |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Mon 10/08/12 08:38 PM
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Granted, but it comes with the side effect of immeidately forgetting what it is. Ha! I knew that you were going to say that ...err... what did you say? I wish I were 16 and knew everything about everything again.
Granted, but you have been transformed into a teenager who is living in the Stone Age. Say "Hello" to Fred Flintstone for the rest of us. I wish that I could make a flawless wish that would actually take place in real life. |
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granted but the hair in your nose grows so long it tangles in your toes
I wish I was pretty? |
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Granted. You are now the winner of the Miss Melmac beauty contest. Oh, wait. There is supposed to be a downside to the wish. I can't think of any. I wish I were married to the woman of my choice. |
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Edited by
topherj37
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Wed 10/10/12 10:52 AM
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Granted. You went on to have three children... one of each. Your first born had your wife's eyes, your hair and even had the dog's tail!
I wish I could unwish my prior wish and return to my previous life before I got stuck in the Stone Age with Fred Flintstone. |
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granted but now you stuck in the present with fred flinstone forever by your side.
I wish I had brown eyes |
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Granted, but nothing in your wardrobe matches them.
I wish that the ladies here had eyes only for me. |
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Granted, but it's a piece of paper with the sentence, "I's 4 u" written on it and personally signed by every woman on here.
I wish I could send Fred Flintstone back to the Stone Age |
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Edited by
Rexxiedavie
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Sun 10/28/12 05:39 AM
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Granted, but he needs you on the wheels of that modern day digital ferrari and you got no return ticket! I wish i could cuddle and stroke a polar or grizzly...
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