Topic: THe "Wish Granted" Game | |
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Granted but it only work on men
I wish I had a new car |
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Granted but it's the Scooby Doo Mystery Van (which is actually pretty cool)
I wish everyday was a holiday. |
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Granted but its groundhogs day
I wish everyday was Saturday |
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Edited by
techknowlove
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Thu 09/20/12 12:59 PM
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Granted but no cartoons
I wish I could write with my feet instead of hands |
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Granted but you spell everything wrong
I wish I could be a professional football player |
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Granted, but you will have constant jock itch.
I wish that I could fly anywhere that I wanted to go. |
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Edited by
Onlyamanda
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Thu 09/20/12 04:16 PM
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Granted but but your plane is filled with 2 year olds
I wish I didnt have to work |
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Granted, but you will not have a life.
I wish that I did have a life. |
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Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language
I wish I could cure cancer |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 09/20/12 04:34 PM
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Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language If I were in Medellin, Colombia, then I'd be happy to be there. That is home to Ruth, the 24-year-old woman who adopted me as her "Daddy" ("Papi" in Spanish) after her biological father abandoned her. I wish I could cure cancer
Granted. However, it is only prostate cancer. I wish that I could speak Spanish fluently. |
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Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language If I were in Medellin, Colombia, then I'd be happy to be there. That is home to Ruth, the 24-year-old woman who adopted me as her "Daddy" ("Papi" in Spanish) after her biological father abandoned her. I wish I could cure cancer
Granted. However, it is only prostate cancer. I wish that I could speak Spanish fluently. Granted, but you have a lisp. I wish I could swim in the ocean with no fear. |
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Granted but "no fear" is the name of man/woman eating shark
I wish I had a pilot's license. |
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Granted But you can only fly in the state of Idaho
I wish I was 10 years younger |
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Granted. But you are on a island alone.
I wish I had night vision. |
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Edited by
anacondaarms
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Mon 09/24/12 07:14 PM
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Granted. But now you can't see during the daylight.
I wish I had xray vision! |
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Granted but it only works on people over 450 pounds
I wish I had a new job |
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Granted, but it's on a dairy farm in Minnesota
I wish the elections were over |
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Edited by
topherj37
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Tue 09/25/12 07:46 PM
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Granted, but the elections were won by a bunch of radioactive termite like creatures from a planet orbiting Eridanus.
I wish I were a more eloquent speaker. |
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Granted but only on tuesday nights
I wish I had two weeks paid vacation |
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Edited by
topherj37
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Wed 09/26/12 12:08 PM
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Granted, but they're spread out over a five year period, and consecutive days may not be taken.
I wish I had a job that has six months paid vacation... TWICE a year... |
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