Topic: THe "Wish Granted" Game
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Thu 09/20/12 12:18 PM
Granted but it only work on men

I wish I had a new car

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Thu 09/20/12 12:32 PM
Granted but it's the Scooby Doo Mystery Van (which is actually pretty cool)

I wish everyday was a holiday.

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Thu 09/20/12 12:36 PM
Granted but its groundhogs day

I wish everyday was Saturday

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Thu 09/20/12 12:59 PM
Edited by techknowlove on Thu 09/20/12 12:59 PM
Granted but no cartoons

I wish I could write with my feet instead of hands

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Thu 09/20/12 01:01 PM
Granted but you spell everything wrong

I wish I could be a professional football player

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Thu 09/20/12 03:56 PM
Granted, but you will have constant jock itch.

I wish that I could fly anywhere that I wanted to go.

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Thu 09/20/12 04:16 PM
Edited by Onlyamanda on Thu 09/20/12 04:16 PM
Granted but but your plane is filled with 2 year olds

I wish I didnt have to work

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Thu 09/20/12 04:27 PM
Granted, but you will not have a life.

I wish that I did have a life.

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Thu 09/20/12 04:29 PM
Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language

I wish I could cure cancer

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Thu 09/20/12 04:32 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 09/20/12 04:34 PM

Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language


If I were in Medellin, Colombia, then I'd be happy to be there. That is home to Ruth, the 24-year-old woman who adopted me as her "Daddy" ("Papi" in Spanish) after her biological father abandoned her.

I wish I could cure cancer


Granted. However, it is only prostate cancer.

I wish that I could speak Spanish fluently.

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Mon 09/24/12 09:45 AM


Granted but its in another country and you dont know the language


If I were in Medellin, Colombia, then I'd be happy to be there. That is home to Ruth, the 24-year-old woman who adopted me as her "Daddy" ("Papi" in Spanish) after her biological father abandoned her.

I wish I could cure cancer


Granted. However, it is only prostate cancer.

I wish that I could speak Spanish fluently.

Granted, but you have a lisp.
I wish I could swim in the ocean with no fear.

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Mon 09/24/12 01:05 PM
Granted but "no fear" is the name of man/woman eating shark frown



I wish I had a pilot's license.

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Mon 09/24/12 03:37 PM
Granted But you can only fly in the state of Idaho

I wish I was 10 years younger

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Mon 09/24/12 06:03 PM
Granted. But you are on a island alone.

I wish I had night vision.

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Mon 09/24/12 07:14 PM
Edited by anacondaarms on Mon 09/24/12 07:14 PM
Granted. But now you can't see during the daylight.

I wish I had xray vision!bigsmile

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Tue 09/25/12 08:23 AM
Granted but it only works on people over 450 pounds

I wish I had a new job

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Tue 09/25/12 09:00 AM
Granted, but it's on a dairy farm in Minnesota tongue2



I wish the elections were over whoa

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Tue 09/25/12 07:45 PM
Edited by topherj37 on Tue 09/25/12 07:46 PM
Granted, but the elections were won by a bunch of radioactive termite like creatures from a planet orbiting Eridanus.

I wish I were a more eloquent speaker.

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Wed 09/26/12 10:16 AM
Granted but only on tuesday nights

I wish I had two weeks paid vacation

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Wed 09/26/12 11:45 AM
Edited by topherj37 on Wed 09/26/12 12:08 PM
Granted, but they're spread out over a five year period, and consecutive days may not be taken.

I wish I had a job that has six months paid vacation... TWICE a year...