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Topic: hey Minglers
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/28/12 05:53 PM
He loves his mother!!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 05:58 PM
But he'd rather be at Hooters with his father.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/28/12 06:50 PM
He wants to be at Hooters with his brother!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 06:53 PM
Eddie is a bad influence

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 06:59 PM
Did someone say "Hooters"?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 07:13 PM
Yes, it seems to be a favorite topic here.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/28/12 07:16 PM
This thread has lots of GREAT hooters!!!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 07:19 PM
I love hooters, especially when I am in the wilderness. Being that cats aren't usually out there, I have to find a substitute.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 07:28 PM
I love hooters, especially when I am in the wilderness. Being that cats aren't usually out there, I have to find a substitute. You're going to EAT them:???surprised:

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 07:32 PM
I'm Melmacian. What else would I be talking about? However, I don't understand why you humans here would be so interested in them.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 07:43 PM
That's true, but I thought by now you would have picked up some of our human traits..I hope you at least fry them first. Hooters have never been of too much interest to me

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/28/12 07:50 PM
That's true, but I thought by now you would have picked up some of our human traits..I hope you at least fry them first. Hooters have never been of too much interest to me They are a huge interest to most women.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 07:53 PM
That's true, but I thought by now you would have picked up some of our human traits..I hope you at least fry them first. Hooters have never been of too much interest to me They are a huge interest to most women. 30 yr olds maybe

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 07:59 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Tue 02/28/12 08:12 PM
That's true, but I thought by now you would have picked up some of our human traits..I hope you at least fry them first. Hooters have never been of too much interest to me Well, I did meet up with a couple of boobs who tried to teach me about human traits. It turned out that they were a couple of phonies. The American Heritage Dictionary describes them well: "boob: n. slang A stupid or foolish person; a dolt." By the way, it does no good to fry hooters. It is best if they are allowed to bake under a hot sun. They are ready when they are golden brown. The plumper they are, the better. They make a great oral delicacy. They are absolutely succulent. So, what do humans prefer to eat?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 02/28/12 08:05 PM
That's true, but I thought by now you would have picked up some of our human traits..I hope you at least fry them first. Hooters have never been of too much interest to me Well, I did meet up with a couple of boobs who tried to teach me about human traits. It turned out that they were a couple of phonies. The American Heritage Dictionary describes them well: "boob: n. slang A stupid or foolish person; a dolt." By the way, it does not good to fry hooters. It is best if they are allowed to bake under a hot sun. They are read when they are golden brown. The plumper they are, the better. They make a great oral delicacy. They are absolutely succulent. So, what do humans prefer to eat? Just a minute..... now what were you saying?? Oh yes, what to humans eat? Some like the fruit of the banana tree..there are several ways to prepare that..and some do like have a hankering for buns...the sweeter the better .

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 08:27 PM
You humans have always confused. Not long after my arrival, I told a man that I was hungry and had a craving for some pu_ _ y. So, he took me to some place called a "brothel". I was disappointed. Not only were there no cats in the place, but what food was there did not include broth. Wow, was that place misnamed! Well, I was still hungry, and since there were no cats anywhere, I decided to try some Earth wildlife. Being that I didn't know where any wildlife was located, I hailed a taxi and asked the driver to take me some place where I could find wildlife. The driver asked me what kind I preferred. I said, "Oh, the usual, a couple of hooters and perhaps a beaver to go along with them." So, where did he take me? To that place named for broth but lacking any . . . and the driver insisted that pay for the trip there. Gee, what a boob!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Tue 02/28/12 08:32 PM
Just a minute..... now what were you saying?? Oh yes, what to humans eat? Some like the fruit of the banana tree..there are several ways to prepare that..and some do like have a hankering for buns...the sweeter the better . Well, bananas make me sick, but I do like some hot buns. I prefer them to be firm and sun-baked until they are a golden brown. Add some melted butter to them, and they are delicious.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48940	Wed 02/29/12 10:42 AM
If only I could find a woman on Earth who could satisfy my appetite.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 02/29/12 04:41 PM
Well good luck with that!!! Earthlings seem to be hard to match with Melmacians.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 02/29/12 05:24 PM
Well good luck with that!!! Earthlings seem to be hard to match with Melmacians. But everyone loves a Pig!!!!