It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?











Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else … Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.


2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is overstressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.




3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?









Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.





4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London toMilford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen,6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?









Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!


If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!


OK . . . or just go have another glass of wine . . . nothing will matter in a few hours . . . and you will definitely NOT be driving the bus!!

LOL...i didnt get One of them right, :)...Its Official!!..Im Old, :) :)

I missed one...the greenhouse..maybe I'm stressed!

I said plastic.

Get off my lawn, ya dang hooligans!

I got them all wrong too

Wow we are sad huh?

I'm not naming names, but I copied off of someone, and got butter knife, steak, bird house, and around 4:oo pm on the corner of 5th and Washington street.

HEY! That was MY paper, you cheat!

:P You forgot to put your name on it.

When does the test start???

Sorry your rattling disrupted the testing process, please try again. Try putting a sock on your rattle as not to disrupt the testing again.

Sorry your rattling disrupted the testing process, please try again. Try putting a sock on your rattle as not to disrupt the testing again.

Ok I forgot I was driving the bus lol

I missed the green house one because it wasn't written as greenhouse

OMG,I am demented!












































But I knew that years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

a bus ??? a test ???..green house...what was the question ???..rolmao

a bus ??? a test ???..green house...what was the question ???..rolmao