Now this is just gross

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shoudn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place 6 feet to 8
feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get in there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10.Fill up a large flask with Moutain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while
yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

exclaim::"well i reckon I ain't got worms no more, thank goodness"!!
2)durn I guess they're right corn don't digest...and heck tastes the same too..
3)I wonder what would happen if I push on that??
4)Ohh.. that's where my hearing aid went...
5)yell for help stating" I s**t on my britches leg..

Groan Oh baby!

1. play spin the bottle
2. crapping for distance
3. tap dance
4. call family for support
5. before entering restroom take chocolate syrup and hide it
then when someone enters make horrific gas expulsion noise and squirt bottle extremely hard so it squirts everywhere

Awww, not in the shoe!

2)durn I guess they're right corn don't digest...and heck tastes the same too..

I thought that'd get a laugh!