She's a keeper.

well u better make sure she doesn't want to have babies

we're all tired of hearing Lex whine about dates who talk about their "need to breed"

I do note, with some trepidation, that "wombat" does contain the word "womb."

definitely a slip of the Freudian kind

So umm..does that mean you don't want to hear about my mom thinking you're cute?

Everybody's mom thinks I'm cute. That's what I get for mocking that voodoo priest....

Awww, Lex...you are cute. (Yes, that's right, I'm somebody's mom.)
We are still searching for your match darlin!!

Ive decided I'm just done trying to find the one. I dnk what it is, but I try and try and try to open up to people. Maybe I'm TOO open I dnk. Maybe what Ive been through pales there issues and they feel its too much. ether way Ive got some advice for you all.

To the men

#1: When you first start talking to a girl and she asks you about your parents, If your like me they recently offed them selves and well this doesn't come across well to women as far as the ideals of your possible sanity goes. just say there doing well, technically they are since there issues are no longer bothering them.

#2: When she immediately starts the conversation with your cute "Or any other variance of the term", add her to your ignore list immediately! The reason for this is simple, if that's the first and probably only thing she noticed about you then shes vane and obviously we don't want a vane woman... With vanity comes a huge self worth problem. Usually stemming from her parents. Which means your gonna have to path her up more then the ****ing Titanic needed.

#3: If the girl shows a huge amount of cleavage in her display pictures, I know this is hard to do but press the back button and go some where else. Obviously she thinks that's all shes worth "Eye candy" since she wants to put her self out there that way. More then likely shes a clinger and overly needy. Now theres nothing wrong with a woman or her needs but like us if its overdone this is a turn off and a sign an impending failure waiting to happen, leaving you heart broken and shattered.

#4: if a woman always listens to her mom, get the **** out now while you can. There is nothing wrong with taking advice but the moment the mother decides she doesn't like you "which 9/10 she will hate you guts simply because her daughter likes you" life will become a living hell, you cant defeat there madness so just walk away while you still can and not get hurt.

Finally #5: If the girl you love/like or w/e never seems to have any thing to talk about and you find your self wanting to talk more but cant think of what to say. Walk away. Obviously the mental summation has worn off and while you make like/love her she obviously is a closed Pandora's box and that's again to much work for the ending result of absolute pain.

To the women

#1: Stop being so critical towards your self and the poor guys, obviously you have your reasons, but hes not your x... Drop the chip on your shoulder and give him a chance!

#2: For god sake Stop listening to your mother if in some way shape or form she was involved with or responsible for more then 1 relationship failure. Your moms got it out for em because shes don't wanna see u grow up, understandable as that may be.
Do your self a favor and go freely into the world and make mistakes, that's how we truly learn, not advice or some one telling us how or what to do.

#3: Just because a guy seems angry or mean, doesn't mean he is in his heart. He could actually have all the love in the world to give but hes just been hurt to many times and rejected more times then he can even dare count. Simply because no one can see beyond the face of the beast the world has chiseled him into. The world is much harsher towards men and there emotions, please remember that.

That's my Dr Phil moment of the day, Enjoy.

Nicholas D.D.

Daaaamn. So young and already so bitter. My suggestion? Relax a bit. Stop assuming everyone is out to get you. And if someone calls you cute or comments on your looks in a positive way? Say thanks. It's a compliment.

Comes from experience, and Ive earned my bitterness.

...but thanks for the list of choices that lead to
IM GIVING UP LAND.