lol you are crazy

chelsea, please, just four hundred billion more chances. i'll change by the time i run out i swear

only in texas:

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands.

lol cute joke

Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?

The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!

only in texas:

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Is there an ITT Tech near you Ese?

yes ma'am, these are the two in san antonio

San Antonio, TX - San Antonio area campus
5700 Northwest Parkway
San Antonio,TX 78249-3303
210-694-4612
Toll Free 800-880-0570

San Antonio, TX - San Antonio East area campus
2895 NE Loop 410
San Antonio,TX 78218
210-651-8500
Toll Free 877-400-8894

http://itt-tech.edu/

free shuttle service to and from via bulldog taxi service until you get a car

LOL I need to get a house before I can get a shuttle. And a job...

hello?

I like your kitty.

let me know what kind of work you are interested in, so i can check the job market. a place to stay is no problem, most are cat free

TY :)

I will work anywhere. I am skilled at McDonald's, I work at a Market Research Interviewer now, I have crazy skills with computers, hence me getting my degree, and I am efficient at housekeeping and have worked at Marriott as a housekeeper. I have a plethora of skills and I am always eager to learn new jobs. In fact, I even used to work for LaborReady doing the more manly stuff. I'm not to keen on being a secretary or the like, but I will do it if it means income.

Can I borrow your kitty?

For how long?

ok, i'll check the want ads for anyone looking for a jack of all trades

jk HE, i've got plenty of friends (and the fun never ends, that is as long as i'm buying) in the automotive industry. would you be interested in working as a service writer for an automotive repair facility, or a clerk at an auto parts store?