Im still bored,

and I thought this was funny

http://www.angelfire.com/ga/treleven/forwards/rulesm.html

The Rules (Male Version)
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

7. Crying is blackmail.

8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes--tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

14. Check your oil! Please.

15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

16. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

17. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

19. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

21. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

22. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

24. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

25. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

26. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

27. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

28. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

30. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

31. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes.

32. Foreign films are best left to foreigners (unless it's Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway).

33. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

34. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

35. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that--it's like camping.

lol that was fun to read.

And I am suffering from boredom as well so feel free to post more lol.

glad you enjoyed it,,,

That was really funny.

:rolf: nice :)

Sundays I prefer staying in bed and relaxing, preferably with someone special.



lets me know somethings wrong.



Guys will look yes, so will women, but never in front of each other
unless you both enjoy looking & disusing you're picks



Please ask directions you're friends would like you to make it to the BBQ



lol how could a guy have wrote this ^^ it makes us sound very dense.

lol boredom

yeah,, there was a short list that I also didnt agree with COMPLETELY, but the sentiment was hilarious,,,

specifically, 5,7,12,19, and 25
some women are cute with short hair
sometimes crying is impulsive and unpreventable
IF someone is a friend, gender shouldnt matter, and a friend/lover can show sympathy too
ogling is different than just looking or admiring, and its disrespectful
manners are important, scratching can be done in private


but the rest seemed reasonable to me (of course I grew up with four brothers and no sisters,,,)

very good

what does a soap opera guy act like anyway..

lol,, you know,, all charming and attentive and saying all the right things while looking like he was on the cover of GQ one moment and then sneaky and backstabbing and moving on to someone new the next,,,,

Timmy :)

is he a grown up or a kid?

Joshua Ryan "Josh" Evans (January 10, 1982 – August 5, 2002) was an American actor who became known for his role of Timmy in the soap opera Passions.

only a year younger then me believe he was 18 here.

wow,, gone so young,,,

yeah nut imagine living life looking like a child even as a grown man.

That list was funny!

And so many of them have more than just a ring of truth.