Dear diary.......I think kid wants my heating pad.....he can't stop thinking about it......or my azzzzzzzz!!!

Get off computer clean litterbox smells like college dormroom. Give me lard cookie.

You can play with my paws but don't touch my pads.

Is that your "to do" list or mine???

Watch me slowly wave my tail. Here I will do it again and again. Are you watching me? Give me complete attention so I can rebuke you because I am your cat.

Watch me sprintacrossthe apartment and stop for one reason are you looking huh good good that's right I'm your cat and I got your attention.

Wow longhair.....I gotta say I am suprised! I didn't think you looked anything like a poosy!!!

Dear diary.......I dont think he is looking for attention.....I pat him and he isnt purring.....he is just laying there sleeping.....he normally likes to go outside with the other cat.....he isnt......whatever......

DearD

I purr when someon pets me too ...













Hi Gypsy - had the gobble gobble feast --- judging from your picture the turkey was the same size as your cat

Or who can forget the nonchalant I'm sleeping on the couch and you're sitting next to me watching tv and I slowly stretch out and lay one paw over your leg just to let you know I'm your cat, I'm here, and I never want you to forget about me or I will get bored and unroll the toilet paper in the bathroom.

Dear diary......shadow does somehow look turkey like.....but I doubt if he would taste as good......I had thanksgiving nachos after work last night.........it was delightful.....

Its a known fact if a cat puts his paw on your nose you are special to him......I sometimes grab his paw and put it on my nose so he will remember I am the special one.....

MB

And yes I know my tongue is like sandpaper. That's why I lick you on your elbow when you are not paying attention to me.

Dear diary........thank biker for reminding me to hit the shower......bb in a bit.....

The one I haven't figured out yet is the pose. Cat laying there all of the sudden decides to clean itself. You can almost count them. Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, FREEZE! The cat is frozen in a pose staring into space for two seconds. Then back to its common thought and lick, lick, etc,etc. After watching this feline routine many times you can amaze your freinds by picking up your tv remote and pointing it at your cat making it look like you are tivo ing your cat. Very funny. Lick, lick, lick, point remote, freeze, point again, lick, lick, lick.

Dear diary......I see that biker has also studied the "cat".....whose cat is that? the neighbours?

Dear diary....you know what I find hilarious??? I find that people on this site who change their bfs/gfs like their underwear are now in love with someone and they are shouting it out for all to see!!!

I find all of this professing love stuff funny......is that love? Tell me when you hold my hair back while Im pukin....

Dear diary......I think Im pmsing right now.....in fact I know I am.......ya this is what you get guys........pureeeeeeeeeeeee evillllllllllllll!!!!

Anybody want a date???

Dear Diary,
I am missing s2h so much. The boys won't even walk in the door anymore and say hi mom...it's now "Is he on his way home yet?"

I'll take you up on that Gypsy