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Dear Diary...
I just saw a strange new profile on here ((( i think it is Gypsy's Cat ))) and has a date already |
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Happy Birthday MsV
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Well I'm sorry steve and purple and gypsys cat are under the weather. Hope you all sincerely feel better soon. I'm trying to work really hard this week and stay on schedule. I need every penny I can get to get ahead before x maskwanza eidathiest beer party.
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Dear diary........shadow is too young to date......he is my baby.......no dating......or maybe that is why he is so depressed???
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Dear Diary,
I just did a controlled experiment on my male and female dogs. I throwed out an extra pancake to see what they would do with it. The female took the pancake and male dog just sat back and watched her eat it. The test let me know that my male dog is either a real gentleman; Has become less agressive or just doesn't care for pancakes. |
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Dear diary....what happened to my life? Is it always work work work???? I used to play and I just havent felt like it in awhile......
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or you have an alpha shemale..... now i want pancakes
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Hey someone,kat. Kid. Damn full house. All I had was two sevens.
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and I thought we were playing craps!
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As I always say everyone likes pancakes but no one likes pantycakes.
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Hey Gypsy, does that potato have extra sensory perception? The potato seems very intelligent.
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Dear diary........guess what???? I dont have a date on sunday!!! oh ya I have to work....I think......
ya hill......trying to suck out the life force of a potatoe can be really hard...... |
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Oh ok. I thought is the Vulcan mind meld.
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Dear diary.......can you tell I woke up in a very sarcastic mood????
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Uh oh. I won't even mention spud hypnotism then.
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Go get Johnson, have two assburns and call me in the morning!
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Dear diary.....maybe Im absorbing my cats mood.......can that happen????
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugh.............. |
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maybe your cat is absorbing my mood...
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Your cat is telepathically transmitting messages.
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