Dear Diary: Who drank all the beer?

btw, i thought that was a hairbrush

dEAR DIARY......no I actually have a real backscratcher.....with a hand on one end a handy shoe horn on the other!!!!! who uses a shoe horn anymore???

Dear Diary:

No wonder my hair is still tangled. Who cares if the shoe is a little horn dog? #$%@ it!

Dear Diary,
A new guy im'd me and it was my first IM here. then we talked on the phone. The line went dead and I don't know what happened. Life can suck sometimes.

dEAR DIARY.......can you say stranger danger????

OH YA DIARY.......my cats DO LIKE MY SINGING!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH YES THEY DO!!!!

Dear Diary:

Good night. And thanks for the approval on spinning the Anata again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Dear diary......I wish my brain would stop thinking thinking thinking all the time......I wish I could shut it off....

busted flat in baton rouge......waiting for a train.........when I was feeling near as faded as my jeans..........bobby found a diesel down just before it rained...........

ooooooooo lord wontcha buy me a merceded benz ,
my friends all drive porche's
i must make aaaamends

worked HARD all my lifetime
no help from my friends

oh Lo rd wontcha buy me a merrrrrrrrr saaaay deeeeeeeez benz!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Dear diary.........if he woooooooooooooooooo's one more time!!!

Dear BD,
Is that why I had so many views?
They thought I would have ahh before & after pics up?
Can I plzz stop coughing & go to sleep..

Dear Diary: It amazes me when someone thinks they are being so slick. And stabs you in the back. Maybe they should check out the rules before they start to play this game. Once the knife is thrown it can be like a boom-r-rang and return. Ohhhhhhhh but first they should be very aware whom it is they are aiming that knife at first.

YIKES!! ((((TXS))))
Mail me.. ya know I got your back & there better not be any knives in it..

Hell girl I knew that I have always like ya for some reason lol



You are one hell of a lady ya know that even tho we dont speak on a regular basis your one I can count on all he time

Dear Diary,
Now I am curious but again maybe I am too exhausted to think clearly. I stayed up all day yesterday then got my check at 2pm. The went to Walmart to get a good deal on a Jet Li dvd with two movies on it. Think I might have slept a half hour yesterday. Was hungry so decided to go back to the restaurant with my friend who is a waitress. She gave a nice breakfast and kept asking if I wanted anything more to drink besides coffee. Tried the fourth time to pay for breakfast. Thought it might be appropiate to ask her if she wanted to ever wanted to go out that I would buy. She said what she really would like is to go fishing. Thinking back she had mentioned that if I ever wanted to go fishing with her and her two sons. She even introduced me to them when they came into work with her one shift. She seems concerned about my welfare for some reason. Later I thought what the heck I would go get some fishing license and maybe pick up a pole but decided just to get the fishing license. Came back to the restaurant and told her I got the fishing license. I asked her if I needed a fishing pole. She just laughed at me and gave me a hug. The she smiled and called me a turkey. Hmmm, maybe it will all make some sense once I get some sleep.

Dear "J " ....

Pleas ekeep this lovely weather .. jsut one more month as I am WORKING way to freakin hard .... whoa ... :) ...