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My neighbor kid said he screwed a pig.
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would you like some seven layer dip with those as well madame?
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dear diary,
i am turned this way for a reason. i am guarding the door with my butt! |
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He said he got in trouble. Said the pig squeeled on him.
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Dear diary.......for some odd reason I dont think purple wants to be the cook.........
and zeeeeeeeeeee pig????? I will be the judge of who gets to be the pig in the middle!!!  
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did you film it, lhb? and toss it to the 'net for profit?
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dear diary.......I think Muriel is back
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Dear diary woo woo. Oink.
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dear diary:
how come muriel set herself free? |
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Dear diary.......muriel likes bacon.....idk its a bacon thing yes thats it!!!!
 <-------gets another drink 
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i spend most of my days an nights bein a cook , a dish washer a maid a handy MS. a super hero a plumber a gardener a first aid tech a genius , the one with the answer to every thing , the janitor , the doctor , the nurse , the mortition ,the bank the chauffer , the...MOM...lol..
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Nah I hide my videos. Except for those 2 pro pornos I did. I'm pretty proud of those. I looked good with terry weigel.
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uh diary......Im on cooler #4 and you know what happens to short ppl when we drink........we go all Bedonk a donk!!!
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is that right?
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All my freinds and family are so proud of me.
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Im wondering if you all know what Bedonk a donk means???
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ya diary......I miss counted wowwwwww......
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bedonk bedonk...
she got a donkeeey? |
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When in doubt whip it out.
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Dear diary........its black slang for boom shaka laka laka boom shaka laka!!!
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