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right in the bag............. |
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Dear Diary...........OMG!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY HAIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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YOU KICKED ME N THE BAG !!....
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Dear Diary.......are all bags the same????? Does spidey poo on a bag really matter????
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omg ....
I need a new bag........ what if , they are nesting in there right now ... I swear theres an army of spiders in here.... |
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Dear Diary......spidey poooooooooooo in baggggggg!!!!!!!!!!! mutating.......building armies of spideysssssss
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Dear Diary.....I see my next door neighbour cleaning up her yard........I think, why dont they surprize me one day and clean mine up too???? It doesnt matter that I dont know them.....
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Dear Big D,
Let drink! |
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Dear Diary.........I will drink a cuppa tea with ya, but they do tend to frown upon being drunk at work!!!
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Dear Big D,
Why do i let myself get drawn into those MUT Matches??? Who the heck matches them anyways?? Some drunks they haul in from the savation army?? They think were friends of the friendless or something? or is it a total joke just to see what silly matches we pick?? Please inlighten me on this before I make too big of fool of myself... |
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dEAR dIARY........I gave up on mutt matches a loooooooong time ago!!! I find that if I stalk them periodically but not too much they tend to like me better!!!
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I went & read what the Emails say when they say i have mutt matches...
that now that we both know that were mutts, now I can feel free to contacted them.. Wait a minute!!! I never contacted them before!! why should it be my job to contact these fools?? I think not!!! I never went shopping in the meat market before, why would I start sending out notes now??? ppppffftttt!!!! |
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&&& even worse!!!
They didnt even give me any funny ones to share!!! |
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LMAO @ mutt matches .... OK .. I'm in .... God I laughed at that ... lol
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Dear Diary...........a mutt is a mutt is a mutt......but they do tend to make the best pets!!!
Diary....did you know that tomorrow is Maple Leaf Day???? wtf???? a new holiday???? Tell that to the flying 14 inch pine needles outside my door!!! |
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LOL...I have a maple tree in my yard Gypsy...
You can come to my house to celebrate!! |
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Can we tap it for maple syrup????
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Only if you want to put the syrup on some potatoe pancakes....
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No no ,... thats Maple Leafs as in the hockey team .... LMAO
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Dear Diary,
i have been having wierd dreams about becoming a pirate. should i look for treasure??? |
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