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Topic: Dear Diary....
catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Wed 09/26/07 02:19 AM
that reminded me of the joke about the birds & the bees!

WarDriverJ Joined Wed 09/19/07 Posts: 7571	Wed 09/26/07 03:01 AM
Speaking of jokes, I have to get to work

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Wed 09/26/07 03:16 AM
Have a Great day J!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 09/26/07 03:47 AM
Dear Diary, I may need to go back to sleep for a few more winks. Don't think I got enough sleep and need a bit more rest....yeah just listen to some soothing music and drift back off to dreamland....yawning...still sleepy....

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/26/07 06:30 AM
Dear Journal .... OK ... at work and not liking it .... BUT .. its a " DO-BE" thing ... wondering how to skip out to watch my kids in their schools sports today .... no one will notice .. right ???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:10 AM
Dear Diary....... I dont wanna go to work today

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/26/07 10:12 AM
Dear Journal ... TTO waves magic hockey stick AND POOF ... Gypsys can skip work due to the weather .. yeah, thats it ... :)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:13 AM
Dear Diary.......Im looking at my tin of french vanilla coffee and it says it has silicon in it.........silicon=silicone???? Oh that will teach me for reading my food and drinks!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:13 AM
hahaha skip work!!!! Holiday

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 09/26/07 10:17 AM
Dear Diary, good morning! (and happy holiday!) silicon is an element in the periodic table and a chief component of sand and computer chips. silicone is the stuff soft squishy things are made out of...like ...the caulking around the bath tub!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:18 AM
Dear Diary.....this stuff looks like sand..... Im drinking sand???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:19 AM
its actually silicon dioxide!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 09/26/07 10:21 AM
Dear Diary, yep sand! google it! hopefully they use a very very tiny amount... email the company and ask them! this should be good!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Wed 09/26/07 10:22 AM
Dear Diary, Can I have some of Gypsy's sand please? The stuff here isn't working, and I really would like the moon to go away.....NOW.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:24 AM
Dear Diary..............ohhhhhhhhhhh geeeeeeeez its a full moon tonight!!!!!!!NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

MissBehaving Joined Wed 07/11/07 Posts: 1969	Wed 09/26/07 10:27 AM
Dear D Full moon - hmmm - that "esplainz" a lot.. Rub my tummy --- too much coffee - ick

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 09/26/07 10:31 AM
Dear Diary, What could possibly be wrong with Jess' sand and moon?!?!?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/26/07 10:31 AM
Dear Diary.......hmmmmmm I miss the real crazies on a full moon.....I miss my old patients!!! I like my new ones............and they can be crazy at times.......but nothing is more fun than dodging a few smacks at work!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh I shoulda been a bouncer!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 09/26/07 10:43 AM
Dear Diary, Please do not bounce the elderly patients!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/26/07 10:43 AM
Dear Journal ... I have the " I'm staring out the window , wishing I wasn't here " glaze over my eyes ..... :)