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Topic: Dear Diary....
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:42 AM
Dear Diary....Im wondering why Jess is still alive after she tore apart her son's engine.....

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 12:44 AM
He's only 12!!! And the eldest is the reason I am looking for tools.....rotten kid took my toolbox with him when he left and joined the army... I mean come on, the Aussie army can't be that broke, they need my tools to fix their tanks..

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:47 AM
ummmmmmmmm Dear Diary........why does a 12 year old boy own a van??? and hmmmmmmmm the tool thing.....army.......hmmmmmmmm I hear they are low on rubber bands there!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:48 AM
Go to yard sales, garage sales.....check your local paper, or online paper, buy and sell, estate sales for good deals on tools Dear Diary......sometimes I think Im a genius!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 12:49 AM
Dear Diary, I am keeping the van safe for him, 12 year olds need their mothers to safekeep their vans....NOT!!! He was nowhere to be seen...gone in a puff of smoke at the first metal but flying!! Diary....why do I have genetically intelligent children, who are NOT mechanically minded???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:52 AM
hahaha at least you have genetically intelligent children!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:53 AM
Dear Diary.....Ive decided there are many types of smartness....Im just trying to figure out what my son is......can you be so popular and make people laugh and get a good job????

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 12:54 AM
Dear Diary, My kids are genetically intelligent....they got it from their father...... .....obviously!!!!...he couldn't fix a van either.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:55 AM
ummmmmmmmm Dear Diary....my son is majoring in skate boarding and girlzzzzzzzz!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 12:57 AM
Dear Big D... My kids are majoring in defiance and rebellion...I think they may be honours students.. (Not really...I think someone swapped them at birth, these ones are good ones)

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 12:59 AM
ya well.......mine is good so far.......but he inherited his father's charm.......and charm and girlzzzzzzzzzz

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 01:01 AM
How old is your son Gypsy? Girls...hmmmm...and stray boys, hanging around the end of the drive like lost puppies...I remember it well... and have it all again...soon enough...sigh.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 01:02 AM
he is 15

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 01:05 AM
Uh oh!!!! Am fedexing you Valerian Forte and Cammomile tea now.. Oh....ok...will go you halvers...I have that ahead of me again times two...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 01:07 AM
Dear Diary......this is really depressing me!!!! I dont want to talk about my kid anymoreeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 01:08 AM
So how's them Dodgers?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 01:09 AM
Dear Diary.........Im in love with my heating pad!!! His name is Johnson!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Sat 09/22/07 01:11 AM
Dear Diary, Is it alright that Gypsy brags she has a hot Johnson, without a censorship rating?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/22/07 01:11 AM
squeegeee peed on a bag on my bedroom floor last night instead of meowin to go out !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/22/07 01:16 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhh Dear Diary....maybe he has kidney problems.....or urinary tract infection....get it checked out! OH NO!!! WAS IT A BAG LADY????