an the cats an the elephant would for a symbiotic relation ship and obliviate us with poooooo

Dear Diary........its ALWAYS ABOUT THE POO!!!

hmmmm scratches my butt! yea Life is great..

Dear Diary,

I bow to your scatological superiority! (as i duck another cocktail)

Dear Diary....why is it that everytime I post to a topic, someone switches the topic to another thread and Im always the last to say something.........am I really that boring???

holy elephant poop! its nice an sunny outside , but I opened the window an an artic air mass rushed in........ its very nipply in here all of a sudden .....
oh........summmer........pooof......

Dear Diary....the sun outside is an optical illusion!!!! Its also sunny and freezing here!!!

well that just proved my point!!!

ya , global warming my a$$.......
I actually study geophysics as a hobby (wanted to be a geophysist:( but , ice ages run about every 120 000 years ..before an ice age there is a period of warming ...
why dont they refer back to the early chapters of there books and see that ??
the planet is on an eliptical orbit around the sun , has any one else noticed over the last few years that the sun seems a little more westerly ??
I have....ok I'll stop boring every one with science..maybe part of my problem..

ya , well I think I must have ADHD and ,/,or ,,semame street syndrome

correction :Sesame Street syndrome..........

No, I completely understand!!! Its global freezing around here!!! WTF!!! 6 months of snow last year???? Do you have any idea what a coast girl goes through when dealt that hand>?>>>>?????

Dear Diary....I need to move where there is summer all year round!!!

DEAR Journal ....

Hi Catch .. :)

I ahve noticed the sun "sitting" lower in the Westward sky for it makes it harder to shoot the puck into the top corner over his glove, when looking into the sun

is it lunch time yet?

Ill take a mouse sandwich and a diet coke please!!!!

and a box of diet timbits!!

Scratches my b*lls