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Dear Juornal ......
Why do ALL the neighbourhood cats like CRAPPIN in my CRAPPY front garden ??... WTF ??.. lol.. its full of WEEDS anyway ... LMAO |
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 Dear big D, Ol' Twostepper popped right up on my screen!!! 
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Try a motion activated sprinkler....
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Dear Diary......did I make you upchuck your breakfast by talking about cat poo???
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Dear diary:
The motion activated sprinkler idea is for TwoTallOne... |
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some of us are quite used to dealing with poop...
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Dear Diary,
scat! ScAt! sCaT! SCAT! |
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<-------throws a molotov cat poop cocktail at purple and runs!!!
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Deer diry mi awtomatik spel chiker pakked up tuday.
 
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Dear journal ...
I was the motion activated sprinkler ... used to sit on my porch with the water hose and spray them ONLY if they started crappin ... silly cats ... might have to collect it all and leave the flamin poo bag on THEIR front steps ... LMAO |
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ah , i'm used to it fire away...
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oh well then you can put on a sh*t eating grin then!!!!
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brown up your smile with the new and improved aquapoo tooth paste...
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
<-------falls off her chair!!!!
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NEVER at my pal PurpleCAT.... EVER ... :) ....
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Dear Diary,
note on great new invention. cat poo collector. robot which collects poo from neighbors animals, id's it by dna, and returns it to the house of it's rightful owner. big market potential in gypsy's, tall's, purple's and our own neighborhood. call it the poo-mba. make it "self-cleaning" |
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<------throws a cat poo cocktail at the tall guy!!!
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Well......if my neighbours front yard was made of anything but that sawdust stuff we wouldnt have this problem!!!
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Dear Journal....
IF Slow's idea ever gets off the ground .. ( pun intended ) order me one RIGHT FREAKIN NOW ..... Thank God I have my poo-deflecting helmet on ... :) |
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Dear Diary,
Alternatively we can take up a collection to purchase a pet elephant!! |
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