Dear Diary.......omg I want a full body massage with scented oils and fall asleep.......

ur servant is ready

Dear Diary,
I want Oregon and Indiana to be in the same time zone...am i asking too much???

Dear Diary.......I command him to come here immediately!!! Pronto!!!! Mush Mush!!!

i heard he's got magic fingers gypsy

ohhhhhhhhhh that would be sooooooooooooo nice nowwwwwwwww!!!

i bet..too bad my Oregon man isn't here to give me a massage

Dear Diary...I forgot to tell you about the other day while I was in the shower.......I was thinking to myself like I always do.......ohhhhhhhhh the power of the shower!!!! and then all hell broke lose and the shower went crazy and blew off!!! I then sent my dad to the hardware store to get me another shower head........

Well!!! Let me tell you!!! There is 2 speeds on this one!!!! Pee lightly or Pee lighter........geeeeeeeeeeez I want a better shower head!!!! I think im going to take this back and throw it at the managers head!!!

oh who is from Oregon???

Shutterguy

oh I thought he and texas were......oh nvm........

omg put on the space channel.....some seriously weird asian dino bug show on.......

I didnt' realize they were a thing until yesterday..i guess it's been over for awhile

at ur service my queen

well I thought over but thought back idk.....its hard to keep up with the gossip ya know!!!

Email Gypsy

Dear Diary,

I got my new pair os specs!

Dear Diary........I just took a sleeping pill because Im so tired and I need more sleep than I actually give myself.......my eyes are getting sleepierrrrrrrrrr......

Dear Diary, I think Gypsy needs to shut her pc down and go to bed.

Dear Diary ..........................

Tchaikosvky is not helping ......
Struass has let me down...
annd ..........
bleh...
this sucks.......

Dear Doaru.......I have to finish my ice tea first!!