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Topic: Dear Diary....
thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Wed 09/12/07 01:27 AM
cease fire before i call in the porta potty trucks???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 01:31 AM
GNITE PURPLE........AND PLEASE FLUSH THE TOILET!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 01:53 AM
dEAR dIARY.......Another killing of a strange bug with the killing shoe!!!

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/12/07 02:05 AM
Dear Dairy, what did said bug look like and did it deserve killing?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 02:10 AM
Dear Diary.....it was lightish....almost like a redheaded bug..hmmmmm not sure what kind......like a small grasshopper....there are strange bugs in this land... anyways.....I killed it and my Shadow ate it!!!!

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/12/07 02:17 AM
Was it a stepchild of another bug?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 02:18 AM
ya I ***** slapped it like a red headed step child!!!

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 09/12/07 03:30 AM
You miserable poop you!

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Wed 09/12/07 04:50 AM
dear diary i think the guy that sent me roses over the internet was just playing with me , why do i always get men like this

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/12/07 06:05 AM
Dear Journal ...... What a freakin AWESOME day out there ..... good day to perform my Jed Clampett , looking for the bubblin crude...... LMAO

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Wed 09/12/07 08:09 AM
Dear Diary,help Coco to not always get men playing with her mind and heart,and tell her to just send the flowers back.Let me help TTO with his Jed Clampett. Let me tell you about a man named Jed poor mountaineer barley kept his family fed,then one day he was shootin at some food and out through the ground came bubblin crude, I could go but I will spare you all the only reason I no the song is I used to sing it to my son,yes not lullabies,but t.v. theme songs.Dear Diary let us all enjoy just today.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 08:51 AM
dEAR dIARY......omg omg im in pain........I don't know what I did to myself at work last night....it only slightly hurt then but now Ive had 5 hours sleep and now my leg is omggg in pain!!!

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Wed 09/12/07 08:56 AM
been there put your legs up on the couch or a chair and try to pull each each knee to your face one at a time and stretch your leg and back muscles.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 09:07 AM
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 09/12/07 09:09 AM
Gypsy, i have knee problems that cramp up alot, try alternating hot and cold packs, that helps me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 09:12 AM
hmmmm ok I am getting out th heating pad......taking an ibuprofen now....oh geez where is the heating pad???

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/12/07 10:24 AM
Dear Journal ... Those things come HEATED ??... LMAO .. I may wear one in the REALLY COLD of Winter...... lmao ....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 09/12/07 10:26 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww , ((((((Gypsy))))))) hope that ibuprophin kicked in ! hot bath ? Diary Dear ..... my brother woke me up this mornin , (I dont think my brother has EVER woke ME up before) He said he's done settleing my moms will .......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 09/12/07 10:27 AM
Dear Diary.......lol yes you can plug a heating pad in tall person!!! Oh wow purple.....brother waking you up.......will.......omg are you a millionaire???

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Wed 09/12/07 10:33 AM
Dear Journal .. Sorry to hear Purple's bro woke her up with that .. :) Gypsy ... it better have a long cord attached to it ... LMAO