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Dear Diary,
Would I really get a date looking like this? |
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Dear diary,
There is someone for everyone. Even extremely large gypsy look-alikes!!! |
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Ya I heard that fanta!!! |
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OH I GOT PLENTY OF TIME HMMM HMMMM
I asked him to dye my hair... what ya think??? ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh OMG!!!!! |
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youre getting your date to colour your hair????? Is he a stylist???
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Dear diary, did Oprah tell catch that was good dating advice or Dr Phil??? |
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Dear Diary....Im gonna be me for a day and see what happens...
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Dear diary,
I like my women small like tatertots!! Will you rub my bulge on a first date? |
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dear diary,
today has been disappointing...can you help me? |
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Sure.......but don't ask me for money!!
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oh everyday has its disappointments!
HERE ! have SOme JELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO!!.. }}}}}}}}} S P L A T !!{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ |
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Is there vodka in there because I am going to work soon!!
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thanks purple, it helped a little
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Dear Diary..........I DONT WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
See ya later!!!! |
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Dear diary.......I hate school, but love my art class. Fianlly made it my major. Took a bit of guts to do it.....but finally did. Going for teaching, then I can have access to lots of things I need for my own art hahahaha. Sighhhhh
Life is bleak, but we plug on. ANd on. And on...... |
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dear diary...i heard bin laden said that i should conver to islam but with my views i don't make a very good christian let alone a muslim.
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dear diary....i'm a 31 year old man with nothing better to do on a saturday night besides write in my diary....am i gay??????lol
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No, ur not gay unless your diary is a guy.....plenty of us gals in here so take ur pick. Wish I could come up with something funny or witty to say but my mind has escaped me....(runs off to find it)
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i know creations i was just bored and being stupid. i hope you get some inspiration somewhere though.
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