The following came across my desk earlier, so for your enjoyment I present:


A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man,  and in 6 weeks he is  looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany , we take part of the brain out  of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is  looking for work."

A  Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia , we take out half of the heart  from a person, we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he    is  looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are    way  behind us....in the USA,  about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya  with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the  United States, and now... the whole country is  looking for work."