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Topic: The Ash and Mike show - part 3
Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Mon 02/20/12 11:48 PM
Like reading Shakespeare... Mom: What are you doing Me: Reading the Tempest Mom: Shouldn't you be smoking weed like all the other kids at your school, I mean I am really starting to worry about you...

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 02/20/12 11:50 PM
once again backs out slowly persuasion and dragging are useless way too much weird drama...besides I'm way too tired to try to figure out whose a lesbian and how many genders Ash has

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Mon 02/20/12 11:57 PM
Like reading Shakespeare... Mom: What are you doing Me: Reading the Tempest Mom: Shouldn't you be smoking weed like all the other kids at your school, I mean I am really starting to worry about you... Moms, psh. M.: "Hey mom,I'll be back." Mom: "Huh, yeah whatever." M.: "Um, do you want to know where I'm going?" Mom: "Sure, just be careful." M.: "Ok, I'm gonna go snort some lines, jack up a cop, and see how many chicks I can get pregnant in one night after some heavy boozing." Mom: "That's fine, just make sure you have your keys." M.: "......" ..I was 14. :/

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Mon 02/20/12 11:58 PM
wait did she just say how many genders ash has?

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Mon 02/20/12 11:59 PM
Yep... moms ****, my kid is going to grow up to be awesome...

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Tue 02/21/12 12:03 AM
wait did she just say how many genders ash has? What a strange child...

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Tue 02/21/12 12:15 AM
wait did she just say how many genders ash has? ..that's effed up. I'm talking bout rape, violence, and drug abuse.. ..and she cares bout Ash and his multi-gender preferences. Nice.

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Tue 02/21/12 12:18 AM
If you are getting raped, always yell "fire" It is proven that more people respond to that

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 02/21/12 12:19 AM
I heard that to be true... ...but i never put myself in those positions

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Tue 02/21/12 12:21 AM
Neither do I, but if it happens I am screaming Fire

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 02/21/12 12:23 AM
Me too

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Tue 02/21/12 12:47 AM
..know what else works great? Chasity belts for when you DON'T plan on getting laid. Then phuck 'em. Heh.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Tue 02/21/12 12:48 AM
Heh..heh.. "Phuck 'em" I'm almost a genius with my pun skills.

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Tue 02/21/12 12:53 AM
I heard those chafe

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Tue 02/21/12 12:54 AM
..know what else works great? Chasity belts for when you DON'T plan on getting laid. Then phuck 'em. Heh. And now I am reminded of Teeth....

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Tue 02/21/12 01:25 AM
I hope you had a great birthday Ash. Love you sweetie. runs and tackles Machug !!! Where have you BEEN?!?!?!?! You don't write.. ..you don't call.. ..you don't strip for a brudda no mo. :( Big Hug and Kiss for you sweetie. Hey sweetie, I'll still strip for you... shrugs been around here & there. tell your pal Ash, after ignoring me 4 times in here, I finally get it. ...he's just doing what you do to me. He's my buddy like that. :P Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Tue 02/21/12 01:34 AM
Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so. Machug. Five posts straight. I commented yours. Nothing.. ..we's talking a combined few weeks now. :O

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Tue 02/21/12 05:26 AM
Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so. Machug. Five posts straight. I commented yours. Nothing.. ..we's talking a combined few weeks now. :O I apologize Sin.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/21/12 08:58 AM
Haha silly kitten cuddles up and.... hits her on head for callin me silly hits Ash on his head for callin her silly.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/21/12 09:02 AM
tell your pal Ash, after ignoring me 4 times in here, I finally get it. SEE, Im not the only one who doesnt like that! Machug, you wanna borrow this.... "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!".