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Topic: Mind Overload...
Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sat 01/21/12 05:49 PM
So, I read a thread, 'Questions to ponder'.

Got me to start wondering things..
So, maybe I'll get some answers to my life questions:

1. Why do doctors leave the room when you change if they are going to see you naked anyway?

2. Which arm rest is yours at a movie theater?

3. Why does All State commercials always play a disclaimer that says, 'Not available in all states?'

4. How far can you head East before you start heading West?

5. Who does a dentist see to take care of his own dental work?

6. If a transvestite goes missing, do you put their face on a milk carton of half-and-half?

7. If pro is the opposite of con; does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?

8. Why is the Lone Ranger called the 'LONE' Ranger if he always has his sidekick Tonto with him?

9. How do you determine if it's partly cloudy, or partly sunny? (I've heard both used on the news and weather channel)

10. Why aren't eyebrows considered facial hair?

11. Originally, and presently, bread is made in the shape of a square. So why is meat always made round?

12. Does your dictionary define the word dictionary in it?

13. If a ghost can walk through walls and glide down banisters; how come they never fall through the floor?

14. How can something be coined as, 'New and Improved', when if something is new... how could you have already improved it?

15. What idiot made the distinction that, 'Skating on thin ice' should result in a person 'getting into hot water'?

16. Who invented the term, 'beans the magical fruit', when they are a vegetable?

17. Easter Bunny? An animal that doesn't lay eggs? How's that work again?

18. If you are about to die in the electric chair, does it make sense to save their life?

19. Would a Jewish Vampire avoid crosses, or the Star of David?

20. Why do they always cut TV for a few minutes with an 'Emergency Broadcast' as practice; yet during 9/11, they didn't use it?

21. If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off in her taxes as a business expense?

22. "Never take candy from a stranger." Yet they make sure to take their kids out every Halloween...?

23. If another planet had an 'earthquake' what would they be called? Venusquakes?

24. Is it possible to yawn in your sleep?

25. How come lemon cleaners and washing products contain real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

26. How do you handcuff a man with one arm?

27. Why are all the Harry Potter spells in Latin, when everyone is clearly English?

28. Do all-boys schools have a girls restroom and vice versa?

29. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it break out into hives?

..and lastly, for now..

30. At what point during man's evolution did we finally say, 'Hey I am going to whip my a**!' ?

lilott's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:03 PM

So, I read a thread, 'Questions to ponder'.

Got me to start wondering things..
So, maybe I'll get some answers to my life questions:

1. Why do doctors leave the room when you change if they are going to see you naked anyway?

2. Which arm rest is yours at a movie theater?

3. Why does All State commercials always play a disclaimer that says, 'Not available in all states?'

4. How far can you head East before you start heading West?

5. Who does a dentist see to take care of his own dental work?

6. If a transvestite goes missing, do you put their face on a milk carton of half-and-half?

7. If pro is the opposite of con; does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?

8. Why is the Lone Ranger called the 'LONE' Ranger if he always has his sidekick Tonto with him?

9. How do you determine if it's partly cloudy, or partly sunny? (I've heard both used on the news and weather channel)

10. Why aren't eyebrows considered facial hair?

11. Originally, and presently, bread is made in the shape of a square. So why is meat always made round?

12. Does your dictionary define the word dictionary in it?

13. If a ghost can walk through walls and glide down banisters; how come they never fall through the floor?

14. How can something be coined as, 'New and Improved', when if something is new... how could you have already improved it?

15. What idiot made the distinction that, 'Skating on thin ice' should result in a person 'getting into hot water'?

16. Who invented the term, 'beans the magical fruit', when they are a vegetable?

17. Easter Bunny? An animal that doesn't lay eggs? How's that work again?

18. If you are about to die in the electric chair, does it make sense to save their life?

19. Would a Jewish Vampire avoid crosses, or the Star of David?

20. Why do they always cut TV for a few minutes with an 'Emergency Broadcast' as practice; yet during 9/11, they didn't use it?

21. If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off in her taxes as a business expense?

22. "Never take candy from a stranger." Yet they make sure to take their kids out every Halloween...?

23. If another planet had an 'earthquake' what would they be called? Venusquakes?

24. Is it possible to yawn in your sleep?

25. How come lemon cleaners and washing products contain real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

26. How do you handcuff a man with one arm?

27. Why are all the Harry Potter spells in Latin, when everyone is clearly English?

28. Do all-boys schools have a girls restroom and vice versa?

29. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it break out into hives?

..and lastly, for now..

30. At what point during man's evolution did we finally say, 'Hey I am going to whip my a**!' ?
Number 16, that's musical fruit.

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:03 PM


So, I read a thread, 'Questions to ponder'.

Got me to start wondering things..
So, maybe I'll get some answers to my life questions:

1. Why do doctors leave the room when you change if they are going to see you naked anyway?

2. Which arm rest is yours at a movie theater?

3. Why does All State commercials always play a disclaimer that says, 'Not available in all states?'

4. How far can you head East before you start heading West?

5. Who does a dentist see to take care of his own dental work?

6. If a transvestite goes missing, do you put their face on a milk carton of half-and-half?

7. If pro is the opposite of con; does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?

8. Why is the Lone Ranger called the 'LONE' Ranger if he always has his sidekick Tonto with him?

9. How do you determine if it's partly cloudy, or partly sunny? (I've heard both used on the news and weather channel)

10. Why aren't eyebrows considered facial hair?

11. Originally, and presently, bread is made in the shape of a square. So why is meat always made round?

12. Does your dictionary define the word dictionary in it?

13. If a ghost can walk through walls and glide down banisters; how come they never fall through the floor?

14. How can something be coined as, 'New and Improved', when if something is new... how could you have already improved it?

15. What idiot made the distinction that, 'Skating on thin ice' should result in a person 'getting into hot water'?

16. Who invented the term, 'beans the magical fruit', when they are a vegetable?

17. Easter Bunny? An animal that doesn't lay eggs? How's that work again?

18. If you are about to die in the electric chair, does it make sense to save their life?

19. Would a Jewish Vampire avoid crosses, or the Star of David?

20. Why do they always cut TV for a few minutes with an 'Emergency Broadcast' as practice; yet during 9/11, they didn't use it?

21. If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off in her taxes as a business expense?

22. "Never take candy from a stranger." Yet they make sure to take their kids out every Halloween...?

23. If another planet had an 'earthquake' what would they be called? Venusquakes?

24. Is it possible to yawn in your sleep?

25. How come lemon cleaners and washing products contain real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

26. How do you handcuff a man with one arm?

27. Why are all the Harry Potter spells in Latin, when everyone is clearly English?

28. Do all-boys schools have a girls restroom and vice versa?

29. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it break out into hives?

..and lastly, for now..

30. At what point during man's evolution did we finally say, 'Hey I am going to whip my a**!' ?
Number 16, that's musical fruit.


..regardless. >.>

..it's not a fruit.

:D

no photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:10 PM
have you heard of google, dear?

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:10 PM
Well let's see if I can answer some of your questions
My name is Ray, and I'm new
Q#1 they Leave the room to go check out someone else already naked

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:13 PM

have you heard of google, dear?


yes
i've also read
that half of their crap makes no sense. >.>

one site says this
one site says that

nothing solid enough to make me say, 'sweet!'

love the new pic btw.
nice to see you smile. :X

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:18 PM
Q#2 That depends on whether or not you want to hold hands with the person your with

no photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:22 PM

yes
i've also read
that half of their crap makes no sense. >.>

one site says this
one site says that

nothing solid enough to make me say, 'sweet!'

love the new pic btw.
nice to see you smile. :X


where are my rocks.
it's called getting reliable sources.
it's very much possible.

no photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:22 PM
slaphead

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:25 PM
Q#3 some states are commonwealths

Sine_Cera's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:25 PM
Okay Mike I am going to answer all your life questions, ready?

So you can not sue them for sexual harassment

Depends on which side of the aisle you are sitting on

All State (singular) therefore does not have to be all stateS

When you have hit the edge of the world you have gone too far (yes the world really is square)

No, didn't you ever hear the stories of the two barbers?

Neither, no one cares about the trannies! Geez

Yes.

Tonto isn't really there, he is a hologram

Depends if you are an optimist or a pessimist

I will answer this with another question: Why isn't nose hair considered a mustache or ear ear mutton chops?

Because bread makes you fat. (Scott Pilgrim)

Yes.

Jedi mind tricks

Because the world is an imperfect place, screws fall out all the time (Breakfast Club)

The same person who said the world is round when clearly it is flat.

Apparently Adam and Eve had their differences

Hybrid made by aliens who built the pyramids, combined chicken egg with bunny sperm

Nope, only if you want a semi guilt free death, it's like confession.

Star of David

The terrorists took it over with their Allah powers

Only if they are made of jello

No one ever finishes that saying "Never take candy from a stranger... in a white van who also has puppies

Earth here is just used as land, not as a planet

yawning is a release of CO2 from the body, so yes

Something about killing your stomach lining and acid I'm guessing

What crime did he commit? One armed robbery?!

Because it sounds cooler

Yes

Lmfao that is a great question with a pun! But I am not sure that bees have allergies, I think it would just die.

1600s woooo masochism!!!

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:25 PM


yes
i've also read
that half of their crap makes no sense. >.>

one site says this
one site says that

nothing solid enough to make me say, 'sweet!'

love the new pic btw.
nice to see you smile. :X


where are my rocks.
it's called getting reliable sources.
it's very much possible.



..only if you want real answers. >.>

xD

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:29 PM
Q#4 you'll be going east forever

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:34 PM
Q#5 another dentist

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:36 PM
Q#6 on a carton of buttermilk

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Sat 01/21/12 06:42 PM



So, I read a thread, 'Questions to ponder'.

Got me to start wondering things..
So, maybe I'll get some answers to my life questions:

1. Why do doctors leave the room when you change if they are going to see you naked anyway?

2. Which arm rest is yours at a movie theater?

3. Why does All State commercials always play a disclaimer that says, 'Not available in all states?'

4. How far can you head East before you start heading West?

5. Who does a dentist see to take care of his own dental work?

6. If a transvestite goes missing, do you put their face on a milk carton of half-and-half?

7. If pro is the opposite of con; does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?

8. Why is the Lone Ranger called the 'LONE' Ranger if he always has his sidekick Tonto with him?

9. How do you determine if it's partly cloudy, or partly sunny? (I've heard both used on the news and weather channel)

10. Why aren't eyebrows considered facial hair?

11. Originally, and presently, bread is made in the shape of a square. So why is meat always made round?

12. Does your dictionary define the word dictionary in it?

13. If a ghost can walk through walls and glide down banisters; how come they never fall through the floor?

14. How can something be coined as, 'New and Improved', when if something is new... how could you have already improved it?

15. What idiot made the distinction that, 'Skating on thin ice' should result in a person 'getting into hot water'?

16. Who invented the term, 'beans the magical fruit', when they are a vegetable?

17. Easter Bunny? An animal that doesn't lay eggs? How's that work again?

18. If you are about to die in the electric chair, does it make sense to save their life?

19. Would a Jewish Vampire avoid crosses, or the Star of David?

20. Why do they always cut TV for a few minutes with an 'Emergency Broadcast' as practice; yet during 9/11, they didn't use it?

21. If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off in her taxes as a business expense?

22. "Never take candy from a stranger." Yet they make sure to take their kids out every Halloween...?

23. If another planet had an 'earthquake' what would they be called? Venusquakes?

24. Is it possible to yawn in your sleep?

25. How come lemon cleaners and washing products contain real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

26. How do you handcuff a man with one arm?

27. Why are all the Harry Potter spells in Latin, when everyone is clearly English?

28. Do all-boys schools have a girls restroom and vice versa?

29. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it break out into hives?

..and lastly, for now..

30. At what point during man's evolution did we finally say, 'Hey I am going to whip my a**!' ?
Number 16, that's musical fruit.


..regardless. >.>

..it's not a fruit.

:D


well then what would you substitute as the fruiting body of a bean plant? flowers turn into fruits on a plant.... so ......I guess u could be fussy and insist on having the whole POD

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Sat 01/21/12 06:43 PM

Q#3 some states are commonwealths


ding ding

that would be MASS & PA... any others???

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:48 PM
Virginia. Delaware and one other

norwichboy's photo
Sat 01/21/12 06:50 PM
Q#7 yes

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Sat 01/21/12 06:51 PM

Virginia. Delaware and one other


cool I did not know that - so the states that are commonwealths are all members of the original seaboard colonies??? it sounds like - not knowing the last one anyway

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