So I thought this topic would be interesting and maybe helpful for those going on a date on questions not to ask.

I will start it off...

For me the worst date question is: Are you bi? Lesbian? Butch? Femme?
*insert scrunched nose face here*

One? I hate labels. Yes, I am gay but that is just a small small small portion of what makes me me.

Two, I think that there are so many more interesting things to talk about on a date, ways to get to know someone without inserting labels into the mix.

Any recent STD's???????

Never works as an Ice breaker!!!!!!

So you going to pay for this food right?

"What should we name the kids?"

I hate that question!!!!!

I hope my ankle bracelet doesn't bother you. (ok, technically not a question).

Shortly after my divorce was finalized, after showing a picture of my 3 & 5 yr girls and telling about being with my ex for eight years...."So, do they have the same father?"

What'cha thinking?

So is your girlfriend, you know the pretty one, single?

is that a......

Cold sore?????

Yeah that is a excellent example.

"so why are you still single?"

I met this guy for the first time at a nice family resturant. Kids running around, and as the waitress was walking to our table to take our order he asked me, " Can I crawl under the table and lick your Cl!t?" I got up and left. Can't make this stuff up folks.

Are those .......Real??????

Funny......I didnt get a second date!!!!!!

Classy guy's out there! Around here we wait till after dessert to ask that type of question.

And folks wondered why it took me so long to find someone to be with. Sheesh.

so,, what are you?

(referring to ethnicity/race,,,,etc,,)

Maybe he is a deep philosopher.

HAAAAA

perhaps he is,,,,,,

OMG, (mouth wide open)