If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?

ummm it's too embarrassing
but here goes - the time my menstrual pad came loose in tae kwon do

I forget exactly what we were doing - maybe some light sparring - or practicing kicks

we wear very loose pants and do a lot of high kicking and spinning....well

fortunately even the youngest guys in the group were pretty adult about it

Too many to name.

But one of the worst was when I skipped school with some friends one day as a teenager, and ended up walking in on a guy in a McDonald's bathroom stall where the door was apparently broken. I just stood there in shocked silence locking eyes with the guy like a damn idiot while all my friends baled on me laughing. I did not hear the end of it for the rest of the year.

I never skipped again.

That year.

Having that doctor hold me up by my feets and slapping me on the butt sure is something I'd never want to go through again.

Talk about blushing.

There have been so many, I couldn't pick just one. The time I ripped the entire seam of my pants open while getting on a horse isn't evenin the top five.

that reminds me of the time my dress came COMPLETELY unzipped during a job interview.....

I got the job.......

Oh yeah, I wanna post here because I'm not feeling bad enough about myself as it is.

As a mid range officer's wife in the Army years ago I inherited the daunting task of leading orientations for wives as they came into the Battalion. The idea was to make them feel welcome, give them a general idea of the area, and hopefully create a bond that if they needed help in the new community they would find us approachable. After singing the praises of the Pacific Northwest and joking around about the pluses of of Liquid Sunshine a young recruite's foreign born wife ask if she should expect to deal with snow. My experience to date had been several fairly mild winters. and I told her if she had a good raincoat and golashesI would lend her my snow shovel in the unlikely event she needed it. Sure enough early in the winter RECORD SNOW! I think every wife int he batallion called to borrow the shovel and have fun razzing me but it worked out to be a great souviener because at our going way party everyone signed it and when the snow falls I still tend to to think how embarrassed I was for predicting what Mother Nature might do.

My most embarrassing moment is this:
Back when I was married to my first wife. Her mother was staying a few days visit. On this particular day I had told a friend of mine that he could walk down and borrow my car in order to go to work.
Well. My then wife and I were sleeping in our bedroom (And we always slept nude ). Well. Around 11pm I heard my car start up. And the first reaction that I had, was to run out and try to stop the " Thief " from stealing my car. So. I ran out of the house, and started chasing my car down the street. Then after the car got out of sight, I walked back to the house. Both my wife and mother in-law was sitting on the couch. And my mother in-law was looking me up and down.
I then looked down, and discovered that, yep. I was standing there naked. Talk about turning EVERY shade of red I had no clue that there were that many shades of red.

most of my bad moments are waaaaayyyy beyond embarrassing

Awwww...we're just embracing our human factor.
One of the most embarrassing movements of my life was singing for the Junior Banquet in HS. I was asked to play guitar and sing a song I'd written and I choked so badly!

When my parents walked in on me and my ex making "love"...

I wanted to die.