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Topic: [[[[[[[[[[ THE KITTY CATS CLUB ]]]]]]]]]]
Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 10:02 AM
There was life before the computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut--you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 11:14 AM Edited by Jarsno on Thu 01/19/12 11:32 AM


irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 11:35 AM
here were go again i need a lawyer you rang? i still have my $59.99 deal the last time i use you i gone to jail well thats cuz it was my evil twin who represented you n btw he secretly switched it to $599.99 now i have no money my club is going to be out of business and i did not get that basket that you past around oh snap bout that yea fundin ran low n i owed bar debts why me why dont worry i bribed the judge you will gwet out early on good behavior

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 11:40 AM
you pay for this

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 03:33 PM
TIME TO PARTY

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 01/19/12 03:37 PM


Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 03:48 PM
free roses for the ladys

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 03:49 PM
free pot for the gents

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 01/19/12 03:52 PM
free roses for the ladys Thank you

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 03:53 PM
what so i go to jail again free soda for the guys

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/19/12 04:10 PM
Oh coooooool. Kitten is here. Party going on!!! Jarsno... May I have a Sex on the Beach?? Pretty Please!!!!! OH ROBERTA..... Fergie.................... FERGIES ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Wooooooooo Hooooooo!! Fregilicious def, Fergilicious def,

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/19/12 04:12 PM
free roses for the ladys Thank you for the rose.... ((((( JARSNO )))))

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 04:14 PM
i think someone is mad at me i leave out one lil detail about my life n bam when that person finds out i get an attitude n it makes me feel like chit n to think i considered this person a friend well with friends like that i can do without

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 01/19/12 04:15 PM
i think someone is mad at me i leave out one lil detail about my life n bam when that person finds out i get an attitude n it makes me feel like chit n to think i considered this person a friend well with friends like that i can do without I am NOT mad at you Just asked you a question....sheesh

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 01/19/12 04:16 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 01/19/12 04:17 PM
i think someone is mad at me i leave out one lil detail about my life n bam when that person finds out i get an attitude n it makes me feel like chit n to think i considered this person a friend well with friends like that i can do without You need me to kick someones azz, homeboy?? Ohhhhhhhhhh hell to the no. I might KISS Lizs azz, but im not kickin nothin on her!

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 01/19/12 04:17 PM
i think someone is mad at me i leave out one lil detail about my life n bam when that person finds out i get an attitude n it makes me feel like chit n to think i considered this person a friend well with friends like that i can do without You got mail, Johnny

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 04:24 PM
been nice drinks on my

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 01/19/12 04:24 PM
been nice drinks on my

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Thu 01/19/12 04:26 PM
been nice drinks on my

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 01/19/12 04:28 PM
what so i go to jail again free soda for the guys sheeesh i help ya out n this is the thanks i get im just gonna open my own club up n u have urs n jade can have hers