Good Morning all.

Ah, Johnny, no drinks this early. And I am not made of money ya know!!! Lol

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

first drink on the house

This thread reminds me of a funny story.

I was working patrol as a brand new police officer with another female officer. We got a call for a "man with a gun on the roof of The Candy Cat Club". I laughed and said, "That sounds like the name of a strip club!".

Well you can imagine my surprise when we walked in the back door of the place into the middle of a pole dance.

This thread reminds me of a funny story.

I was working patrol as a brand new police officer with another female officer. We got a call for a "man with a gun on the roof of The Candy Cat Club". I laughed and said, "That sounds like the name of a strip club!".

Well you can imagine my surprise when we walked in the back door of the place into the middle of a pole dance.

Ohhhhhhh snap!

Why didnt I ever get frisked,

by a HOT police officer like you,

when I was a bad girl??

Well, I eventually got used to it. The division I was working was squarely in the middle of the San Fernando Valley, which, as it turns out, was the porn capital of the world. It may still be for all I know.

Well, I eventually got used to it. The division I was working was squarely in the middle of the San Fernando Valley, which, as it turns out, was the porn capital of the world. It may still be for all I know.

It is.

LOOK EVERYONE,

IM BUNGEE JUMPING!