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| Topic: In Spirit of Sheri XD | |
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Mike's Fantastical Guide on
"How To Tell If You're a Dumb Blonde" 1. You call someone to get their number. 2. You spend 20 minutes staring at fruit juices that say Concentrate. 3. You put lipstick on your forehead to 'make-up' your mind. 4. Attempt to put M & M's in alphabetical order. 5. You send faxes with a stamp on it. 6. You've tried to drown a fish. 7. Think a quarterback is a refund. 8. If you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death. 9. Tripped over a cordless phone. 10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept. 11. Demanded a price check at the dollar store. 12. Studied all night for a blood test. 13. Think Meow Mix is a music CD for kittens. 14. Moved simply because you heard 90% of all crime took place around the her home 15. Missed the #10 Bus and just took the #5 Bus twice, instead 16. Saw the sign that said, 'Airport Left', you turned around and went home. 17. Remained trapped in your own hotel room for weeks, because one door was to the bathroom, one door was to the closet, and the other said 'Do Not Disturb'. 18. You complained to an officer who pulls you over and asks for your license by saying, 'Sure, yesterday you take away my license,and now today you demand to see it.' |
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Great!!! These were hilarious.
(so glad I'm not blonde. LOL) |
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Mike's Fantastical Guide on "How To Tell If You're a Dumb Blonde" 1. You call someone to get their number. 2. You spend 20 minutes staring at fruit juices that say Concentrate. 3. You put lipstick on your forehead to 'make-up' your mind. 4. Attempt to put M & M's in alphabetical order. 5. You send faxes with a stamp on it. 6. You've tried to drown a fish. 7. Think a quarterback is a refund. 8. If you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death. 9. Tripped over a cordless phone. 10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept. 11. Demanded a price check at the dollar store. 12. Studied all night for a blood test. 13. Think Meow Mix is a music CD for kittens. 14. Moved simply because you heard 90% of all crime took place around the her home 15. Missed the #10 Bus and just took the #5 Bus twice, instead 16. Saw the sign that said, 'Airport Left', you turned around and went home. 17. Remained trapped in your own hotel room for weeks, because one door was to the bathroom, one door was to the closet, and the other said 'Do Not Disturb'. 18. You complained to an officer who pulls you over and asks for your license by saying, 'Sure, yesterday you take away my license,and now today you demand to see it.' Yeah, yeah, yeah....Say what you will, but you gotta admit, the girl is a beauty!! Kept your azz up all night!!!  
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And you're still thinking about here!!!
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you''
Im really serious about this one |
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one Don't be blue, she'll be back sweet pea... 
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Mike's Fantastical Guide on "How To Tell If You're a Dumb Blonde" 1. You call someone to get their number. 2. You spend 20 minutes staring at fruit juices that say Concentrate. 3. You put lipstick on your forehead to 'make-up' your mind. 4. Attempt to put M & M's in alphabetical order. 5. You send faxes with a stamp on it. 6. You've tried to drown a fish. 7. Think a quarterback is a refund. 8. If you got locked in a grocery store, you'd starve to death. 9. Tripped over a cordless phone. 10. Took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept. 11. Demanded a price check at the dollar store. 12. Studied all night for a blood test. 13. Think Meow Mix is a music CD for kittens. 14. Moved simply because you heard 90% of all crime took place around the her home 15. Missed the #10 Bus and just took the #5 Bus twice, instead 16. Saw the sign that said, 'Airport Left', you turned around and went home. 17. Remained trapped in your own hotel room for weeks, because one door was to the bathroom, one door was to the closet, and the other said 'Do Not Disturb'. 18. You complained to an officer who pulls you over and asks for your license by saying, 'Sure, yesterday you take away my license,and now today you demand to see it.' Yeah, yeah, yeah....Say what you will, but you gotta admit, the girl is a beauty!! Kept your azz up all night!!! hey hey I'm usually up all night anyway :X |
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one El Oh El |
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one El Oh El what |
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one El Oh El what What what? :O |
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one El Oh El what What what? :O  
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I wish Sheri was here to read this, She'd say ''Thank you'' Im really serious about this one El Oh El what What what? :O |
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what is smacked and kiss for??
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what is smacked and kiss for?? ...? Oh brother... |
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what is smacked and kiss for?? ...? Oh brother... Just for clarification: My statement needed:  Your statements need: 
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Sheri he left a kiss to let you know he loves you as a big brother
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Dude, she's been asking about you. :D
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Hey hey hey. When did she asked about me, eh?
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Hey hey hey. When did she asked about me, eh? |
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