This one is for me, Ash, and Ash's new friend, Babe. :D

"Girls Night Out"

Two girls were completely wasted, walking home from the bar after a long girls night out. They took a short cut through the graveyard, but they both soon realized, they really had to pee.

The first girl squatted near a headstone, and when she finished, she realized she had nothing to wipe with, so she used her cheap Wal-mart panties, then threw them away.

The second girl went near a separate headstone, but she was wearing her expensive Victoria's Secret panties; so, she looked around and saw a ribbon wrapped around a wreath by the tombstone, she decided to use that, and then threw it away.

That same night..

The first girls husband called the other and was furious saying, 'Yo, these girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home without any panties on!"

The second girls' husband said, 'You're telling me. My wife came home with a sympathy card stuck to her butt cheek that read, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."

---End---

lol who dat bout

..it's something I could see you doing.. actually. XD

good one..

LMFAO

haaha lol thanks!!

what do u find funny!!

i found this funny when 2nd girls' husband found a sympathy card in her butt

...wow, not in her butt dude, lol...