Then, I gave you way too much credit.

then.*
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You could have simply said, "Shut the frill up."

you mean,
shut the **** up.

Nope, not at all, you misspelled ****.

nah.
i spelled it correctly.

You emasculated my WordWeb pro.

what are we watching?

Ur in the wrong Theater, this is a remake of beauty and the beast.

you're.*
you're.*
you're.*
you're.*
you're.*
my heart hurts.

Wow, I think I am in love.

a bloodbath

I have been paying attention, I think I won with that word "love."

i don't think so.

Don't do that. You gave me a panic attack.

i was shooting for the heart.

Heart is a metaphor, a very old metaphor, for "mind". What goes in, is exactly what is inside, and is exactly what is put out for the life of man.

Perception determines conception, conception determines will.

Or again, we learn by experience.

If you want mine, then you have to understand, that is what I am.

I would continue, at the risk of my life, to say the same in another metaphor that means the same thing,

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are One.

It means, Truth.

No, it means this

Dam it
I waited until noon
I'm hungry
and I need gas
USA is too crowded
Chevron
I'll go to Chevron
Swipe card
waiting waiting
hurry up
enter zip
93003
the screen is
frozen
where is the command prompt
oh ya not a computer
on inside
Pump 7 isn't working
The cashier, a pretty Hispanic guy
"Ya I know! The satellite is down!
I can't help unless you have cash!"
He talks like a Valley Girl
I knew he was too well groomed
Don't say that
I hate to see a guy
feel so defeated
Maybe you can explain government subsidizes farming to me?
No?
You know I am fuzzy on how the Allied Forces kind
of transitioned into the UN?
Not that either........
You know I need an algebra tutor...
Um.......
Hey it's Maroon 5
I'll do the rap
You sing
YO! If I was an old school boom box
Would you buy mad D batteries
Would you turn me up before the cops
Turning me higher each time they said to stop
oh...........
sorry sometimes people are shocked
that the white girl likes to rap....
I shoot hoops too.
How's your jump shot?
I need to work on my jump shot.....
oh okay........
are you bilingual?
"I AM NOT MEXICAN"
of course not,
if you were mexican
you would be more
resourceful
You know Shelley spoke
French to me but I can't write it
Do you know French? We o' no?
hmmmmmm
OH new song
I belly dance to this one
Okay stick out your left hip
lean back to the right
and then roll starting
with your lower abs up
Okay on the refrain
Here we go
"YOU'RE SO MEMEZERING...."
Okay you don't dance.......
Ya know Warren spoke Russian
Can you say my name in Russian?
Of course you can't
that's a trick question
it doesn't translate
Ya know Warren taught me
to say
"Will you have sex with me in the shower?"
in several languages
Did you know in almost every other
language shower is "douche"?
oh....
Oh new song!
Every time they repeat the chorus
you sing along and pump your
right arm like you are in a mosh
pit and want them to play louder
Okay here we go!
"Brighter than the sun!"
Man, you are inhibited.
I like stage diving but
I think you wouldn't like it.
Do you know any German?
I used to be able to talk
about the weather but
unless it's foggy,
I am screwed because all
I remember is "Nebel"
hmmmm
Ya know maybe you could
re-lace my sneakers
I am not too great at that
Oh never mind I am
wearing the Velcro
I guess you really
can't help me
Sorry to make you feel bad
I'll go to the ATM