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krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 02:58 PM
You can pick up a good one for less than $30. (Trust me...I used to sell and do maintanence on them.)

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 03:01 PM
permanently attached to me?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/02/12 03:01 PM
That reminds me, I have to take mine through DEQ soon.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 03:04 PM
permanently attached to me? It has a suction cup........"Permanent" is a descision you will have to make for yourself Doll We will still be your friends no matter what your freak @$$ decides.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 03:05 PM
That reminds me, I have to take mine through DEQ soon. Good call bro.... may I suggest investing in a buffing wheel and some Turtle wax?

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 03:06 PM
suction cups aren't permanent. that's just a toy. i'm talking real penis here. well, as close as the doctors have gotten to.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 03:10 PM
Do you seriously want an appendage that actually drains the blood and reasoning from your brain to lead you blindly down a path of "Woe"? Not nesessarily the good "WHOA!!!" Ps.....a suction cup can become permanent if you use it long enough.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 03:20 PM
did you not see the beginning of this thread? my brain's got more than enough up in there.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/02/12 03:22 PM
When you finally get one, we'll teach you how to scratch your balls.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/02/12 03:23 PM
That reminds me, I have to take mine through DEQ soon. Good call bro.... may I suggest investing in a buffing wheel and some Turtle wax? I use Torgo Wax

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 03:48 PM
I wanna bone your Avatar. See B? When you can look at that poodle and think "I wanna f**k that"....then we will consider you to be a candidate for a penis... Drinking will only help. If you ain't willng to hump any flea ridden dog that comes along on the internet.........then you ain't serious about earning a penis. It is a man thing....any dude who disagrees is just a lady with a suction cup penis trying to sway you to the dark side.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 04:37 PM
i'm not into beastiality. i don't think most men are. o.O

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Mon 01/02/12 04:41 PM
i'm not into beastiality. i don't think most men are. o.O This is why you will never be a man honey....Watch "the little mermaid"....men dig that freak kind of stuff...you say "beastiality" I say "Disney"

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 04:44 PM
that sounds like a challenge.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/02/12 04:46 PM
Three words: Japanese Tentacle Porn

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 04:48 PM
i am sooo tempted to google that.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Mon 01/02/12 04:50 PM
I hope you have a therapist

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 01/02/12 04:50 PM Edited by Torgo70 on Mon 01/02/12 04:51 PM
i am sooo tempted to google that. I'm surprised you haven't.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 04:56 PM
I hope you have a therapist me?

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Mon 01/02/12 04:57 PM
I'm surprised you haven't. i need to set the mood first.