"Pardon me...is your vagina busy for the next 15 minutes?"

:)

Dee-Boner!!

Classic!

Wee Wee Mishure!

I am El Rico Suave'

Chicks fall for the smoothe lines every time.

LOL, you THINK we do.

Is it cold out.....or are you just Happy to see me??

Love the new pic Mach! Yowzahhhhhh

(I don't THINK.......duh!)

nice boobs.....wanna screw?

My best line is
hi friend,
new in my neighbourhood? What you up to

you know that turns you on

I actually used the following one night.....


Me: (Approaching attractive woman and I am nervous as all get out. Also, note that I have drink in hand and I look pimpish) Hello. Yes!...Hi Miss. I wanted to come over and break the ice with you. However, about ten steps into my walking over here, I logically reasoned that someone as attractive as you wouldn't want someone like me to break the ice with you. Oh! You'd be nice about it. Hell. You might even let me buy you $100 bucks worth of drinks this evening. So, as I concluded this while I approached ever closer to you, I decided that I just couldn't tuck my tail in and run away. Thus, I deduced that I needed to attempt this long winded approach that you are recieving from me right now. So, while I do not anticipate you will want to converse once I am done, allow me to say it has been a pleasure to come hither and break the ice with you. I mean....the way I look at it...this is good practice for the next time I attempt this feat. So, in that regard, I thank you for being a test subject. Thank you for your time and may the force be with you".


Surprisingly.....this tactic brings in mucho booty. Goof approves!

Ask a confusing, open-ended question with no right answer, then make wild assumptions about his/her character based on the response.

While I was trying to avoid this topic..
I'm too bored now to put some pick uppers..
(Warning: They may result in smacks.)

So, here's my Top 20. xD

1. "Excuse me. May I touch your boobs, you smack me, I buy you a drink and we'll call it even?"

2. "Hey, I've got great news. The test results were negative."

3. "Why must you be so fine everyday? Can you just take a break for one day so I can concentrate on something else for a change?"

4. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?"

5. "If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first."

6. "I would buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."

7. "I'm not really this tall, I stuff my money in my shoe."

8. "Hey baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what we call fine print."

9. "You know, you look like my third wife, but just so you know, I've only been married twice."

10. "Da** girl you are the hottest thing since sunburn!"

11. "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"

12. "I tried to find, the perfect line, to make you mine, sweetheart. But after searching all I could come up with was this looks in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, won't you be mine?"

13. "You're like the dictionary and only add meaning to my life."

14. "Now I know I must be lost. Isn't paradise further south?"

15. "Girl, you have GOT to refer me to your plastic surgeon."

16. "Hey Laura!" (Give her a big hug) "It's been forever!" (She says, 'I'm not Laura) "What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!" (Bam.)

17. Just grab there butt and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

18. "Baby, you are a 9.99. The only thing wrong with you can be changed if you get with me."

19. "Oh my God, I was gay until I saw you."

...and if all else fails..

20. "Hey, excuse me miss. When I saw you from across the room, I couldn't believe how beautiful you were and I passed out and hit my head. So, uh, I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

I have more, but 20's good. xD

lol..