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| Topic: What the heck am I supposed to do with THIS?!?! | |
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One man's Aqua Velva is another man's bear grease!
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oooooooooo Krupa with a pompadour
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A foot tall pompadour?....we can make this happen people! I wll need two assistants...gravity boots, and a tub of bear fat.
I swear I got the gravity boots and bear fat...... |
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I'm sure a lot of people would volunteer to help just to see that
we will call you Krupa Zuko....GO GREASED LIGHTENING 
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Oh Crap!
You are gonna have me singing "Grease" tunes for the rest of the damned night! "beauty School Drop out" is the first one popping into my head.... Schitt! DAMN YOU!!!!!!! :) |
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put it in the garden to keep out pests - they will think there's a bear there
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Could try burning it to keep mosquitoes away. Or put it on wooden shovel/axe/whatever handles (for that matter, the metal also to protect it from rust). Or if you have a problem with your tent leaking. Or as a sealer if you decide to build a canoe. You can always try it on your house shingles. Could always keep it around just in case you find a squeaky bear.
 Maybe on your tires instead of Armor-All? It's supposed to be excellent for baking with. It's also supposed to be good on cuts/burns/etc. If you're feeling particularly cheap, you can make soap out of it. Just the way it is, it might make a decent hand cleaner. It'll make your paper airplanes last longer in adverse weather conditions. You can use it as eyebrow wax. There's TONS of uses. Try a few and you just might want to get one of these............. 
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he'd prolly prefer what's in the T shirt...
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I am just thrilled you didn't suggest it for a lube for Jerry Sandusky UJ.....gahhhh
I know how you guys are about football. I am just gonna take the squeaky bear at face value and run with it! :) (you are good sport dude) |
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he'd prolly prefer what's in the T shirt... naw.....I like chicks. |
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Bear fat in particular must be rendered immediately upon killing and slaughter because it is highly susceptible to spoilage in its raw form. After rendering, bear fat can be used in cooking, soap- and candle-making, as a mechanical lubricant and even as a protective finish for leather and wood.
plz note that the best thing to do with bear grease is to wrap a towel around the tip of an arrow soak it in fat and then shoot over a cliff or long drop and watch the fat splatter all over and catch on fire such a beautiful sight to c at night .p.s im not crazy |
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Bear fat in particular must be rendered immediately upon killing and slaughter because it is highly susceptible to spoilage in its raw form. After rendering, bear fat can be used in cooking, soap- and candle-making, as a mechanical lubricant and even as a protective finish for leather and wood. plz note that the best thing to do with bear grease is to wrap a towel around the tip of an arrow soak it in fat and then shoot over a cliff or long drop and watch the fat splatter all over and catch on fire such a beautiful sight to c at night .p.s im not crazy I am from Texas man....we got no cliffs here....just flat land. Plus, soap is evil. (I am pretty sure that is in the bible) :) |
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I am just thrilled you didn't suggest it for a lube for Jerry Sandusky UJ.....gahhhh I know how you guys are about football. I am just gonna take the squeaky bear at face value and run with it! :) (you are good sport dude) Actually, I was thinking about its usefulness as a lube, but didn't think it was too pertinent. Considering your reluctance to use it as conditioner, I figured bear K-Y was out of the question. We have a thing for football here in Da 'Burg?  NAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......
I'm not real sure Sandusky will be using any lube for a while (either will Bubba.....). 
*Thinking that there gotta be a joke about Chicago here somewhere.....* |
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Performance Art!
Set up a video camera and shoot yourself cutting down a tree. While standing over the fallen tree, slather the bear grease all over yourself ... naked of course cuz I know how you like that .... Voila! - a statement about how the clear cutting of our forests is killing the bear by shrinking their habitat and forcing them into closer and closer proximity to humans. And by killing the bear we are killing ourselves Pan the camera in a circle until everyone is dizzy -- humanity spirals in on itself -- the circles slow and the scene ends with a beautiful grizzly in the mountains by a stream fishing for salmon. The end. **curtsey**
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Performance Art! Set up a video camera and shoot yourself cutting down a tree. While standing over the fallen tree, slather the bear grease all over yourself ... naked of course cuz I know how you like that .... Voila! - a statement about how the clear cutting of our forests is killing the bear by shrinking their habitat and forcing them into closer and closer proximity to humans. And by killing the bear we are killing ourselves Pan the camera in a circle until everyone is dizzy -- humanity spirals in on itself -- the circles slow and the scene ends with a beautiful grizzly in the mountains by a stream fishing for salmon. The end. **curtsey**
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Performance Art! Set up a video camera and shoot yourself cutting down a tree. While standing over the fallen tree, slather the bear grease all over yourself ... naked of course cuz I know how you like that .... Voila! - a statement about how the clear cutting of our forests is killing the bear by shrinking their habitat and forcing them into closer and closer proximity to humans. And by killing the bear we are killing ourselves Pan the camera in a circle until everyone is dizzy -- humanity spirals in on itself -- the circles slow and the scene ends with a beautiful grizzly in the mountains by a stream fishing for salmon. The end. **curtsey**
As long as they aren't wildly throwing peanut m&m's at me ... those things can leave a mark! 
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As the Marketing Genus that I am ,,,lol
Buy a hundred baby jars and fill them with the bear fat,,and then Label each one as "The Bear Facts" And sell them all over the World and become a cazillionaire As Genuine BEAR FACTS.....Let the buyers figure out what to do with the stuff.....
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As the Marketing Genus that I am ,,,lol Buy a hundred baby jars and fill them with the bear fat,,and then Label each one as "The Bear Facts" And sell them all over the World and become a cazillionaire As Genuine BEAR FACTS.....Let the buyers figure out what to do with the stuff.....
oooh or the Bear Necessities! Who can live without a necessity? Can't be done! Please send my royalty cheque to the heart of the valley 
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As the Marketing Genus that I am ,,,lol Buy a hundred baby jars and fill them with the bear fat,,and then Label each one as "The Bear Facts" And sell them all over the World and become a cazillionaire As Genuine BEAR FACTS.....Let the buyers figure out what to do with the stuff.....
oooh or the Bear Necessities! Who can live without a necessity? Can't be done! Please send my royalty cheque to the heart of the valley
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As the Marketing Genus that I am ,,,lol Buy a hundred baby jars and fill them with the bear fat,,and then Label each one as "The Bear Facts" And sell them all over the World and become a cazillionaire As Genuine BEAR FACTS.....Let the buyers figure out what to do with the stuff.....
Or sell it to people to put on their picnic basket handles so Yogi can't snatch it. |
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